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On the Count of Three

I'm having a kid.I'm gonna be there for it

I'm having a kid.
I'm gonna be there for it

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I'm having a kid. I'm gonna be there for it.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:16
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
I'm not trying to take the wind out of your sails, but... - On the Count of Three 00:05
I'm not trying to take the wind out of your sails, but....
[indistinct police radio chatter] - On the Count of Three 00:08
[indistinct police radio chatter]
[siren wailing] - On the Count of Three 00:04
[siren wailing]
[truck horn blaring] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[truck horn blaring]
[tires screeching] - On the Count of Three 00:10
[tires screeching]
[siren wailing] - On the Count of Three 00:08
[siren wailing]
[sirens wailing] - On the Count of Three 00:06
[sirens wailing]
You move your finger just an inch, - On the Count of Three 00:06
You move your finger just an inch,
You are a beautiful, caring, - On the Count of Three 00:10
You are a beautiful, caring,
Oh, shit. - And this town has made you feel - On the Count of Three 00:05
Oh, shit. - And this town has made you feel
It's so thin, and it's just sitting - On the Count of Three 00:05
It's so thin, and it's just sitting
[indistinct police radio chatter] - On the Count of Three 00:09
[indistinct police radio chatter]
Why you working so late? [taps vehicle hood] - On the Count of Three 00:04
Why you working so late? [taps vehicle hood]
Roll like thunder! [laughs] - On the Count of Three 00:06
Roll like thunder! [laughs]
[Kevin groaning] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[Kevin groaning]
Hey, Val, I'm sorry I used the N-word before. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Hey, Val, I'm sorry I used the N-word before.
- Come on, bro. - I should've just said "N-word." - On the Count of Three 00:09
- Come on, bro. - I should've just said "N-word.&q...
Just how hard it is to talk about racial stuff - On the Count of Three 00:05
Just how hard it is to talk about racial stuff
[exhales sharply] - On the Count of Three 00:06
[exhales sharply]
Hey, I told you I'm not doing that shit. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Hey, I told you I'm not doing that shit.