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On the Count of Three

- You're crazy. You're crazy.- We peaked at 16

[imitating dirt bike revving] - You're crazy. You're crazy.
- We peaked at 16

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[imitating dirt bike revving]
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- You're crazy. You're crazy. - We peaked at 16.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:13
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
[continues imitating dirt bike] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[continues imitating dirt bike]
- Yeah, and all of them terrible. - No, that's not true. - On the Count of Three 00:04
- Yeah, and all of them terrible. - No, that's not true...
Remember on slow days, we used to log on the computer - On the Count of Three 00:06
Remember on slow days, we used to log on the computer
From the bottom of my heart, - On the Count of Three 00:05
From the bottom of my heart,
I call you faggot out of love. Huh? - On the Count of Three 00:05
I call you faggot out of love. Huh?
You the one giving the word all the power, - On the Count of Three 00:05
You the one giving the word all the power,
Look, he-he... he don't understand the nuances. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Look, he-he... he don't understand the nuances.
You come to beat his ass? [imitating dirt bike revving] - On the Count of Three 00:04
You come to beat his ass? [imitating dirt bike revving]
Two! Pussy! - Hey! Don't call me a pussy, - On the Count of Three 00:06
Two! Pussy! - Hey! Don't call me a pussy,
[panting] - On the Count of Three 00:07
[panting]
[electronic entry bell chimes] [music playing over speakers] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[electronic entry bell chimes] [music playing over speakers]
We just need some of that medical stuff that you got - On the Count of Three 00:05
We just need some of that medical stuff that you got
I got to switch over this register, - On the Count of Three 00:05
I got to switch over this register,
So if you could just chill the fuck out, - On the Count of Three 00:07
So if you could just chill the fuck out,
Now I got to start over. All right? - On the Count of Three 00:04
Now I got to start over. All right?
Fucking ramen-noodle-headed motherfucker. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Fucking ramen-noodle-headed motherfucker.
And some ointment, too, Neosporin, - On the Count of Three 00:04
And some ointment, too, Neosporin,
VAL: Come on, nigga! - When a customer is talking, - On the Count of Three 00:05
VAL: Come on, nigga! - When a customer is talking,
Let's go. [panting] [grunts] - On the Count of Three 00:05
Let's go. [panting] [grunts]
Read your Constitution Shit Shit - On the Count of Three 00:04
Read your Constitution Shit Shit