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On the Count of Three

It's hard not to feel like a hypocrite with all the gun control shitthat I posted online

It's hard not to feel like a hypocrite with all the gun control shit
that I posted online

Full Transcript

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It's hard not to feel like a hypocrite
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with all the gun control shit that I posted online.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
61
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:17
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
It's like your sad-looking eyes got purpose all of a sudden. - On the Count of Three 00:04
It's like your sad-looking eyes got purpose all of a su...
They give insecure men the illusion of power - On the Count of Three 00:04
They give insecure men the illusion of power
[exhales] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[exhales]
VAL: Hey, nigga, you even got a plan, - On the Count of Three 00:05
VAL: Hey, nigga, you even got a plan,
VAL Hey nigga you even got a plan - On the Count of Three 00:14
VAL Hey nigga you even got a plan
The-the hardest part about killing someone - On the Count of Three 00:04
The-the hardest part about killing someone
I'm just saying, you ain't seen - On the Count of Three 00:04
I'm just saying, you ain't seen
I mean, like, once he goes, we go. - On the Count of Three 00:04
I mean, like, once he goes, we go.
[music playing faintly] [woman humming along] - On the Count of Three 00:04
[music playing faintly] [woman humming along]
[door closes] - On the Count of Three 00:04
[door closes]
Oh. You couldn't have come to a better place. [laughs] - On the Count of Three 00:05
Oh. You couldn't have come to a better place. [laughs]
A-Actually, my friend was an old patient of Dr. Brenner's - On the Count of Three 00:08
A-Actually, my friend was an old patient of Dr. Brenner'...
Oh. Well, that is fun. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Oh. Well, that is fun.
I'm sure he'd love to see an old patient of his all grown up. - On the Count of Three 00:04
I'm sure he'd love to see an old patient of his al...
Really appreciate this. [woman chuckles] - On the Count of Three 00:09
Really appreciate this. [woman chuckles]
[exhales heavily] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[exhales heavily]
I'm-a be real pissed off if they lump us up - On the Count of Three 00:05
I'm-a be real pissed off if they lump us up
Yeah, but you know the fucking media, - On the Count of Three 00:09
Yeah, but you know the fucking media,
But it's not-not even that they're corny - On the Count of Three 00:05
But it's not-not even that they're corny
It's the fact that they take innocent lives for no reason - On the Count of Three 00:05
It's the fact that they take innocent lives for no reas...