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On the Count of Three

It's so thin, and it's just sitting on top of your ugly bones, you bitch!

It's so thin, and it's just sitting on top of your ugly bones, you bitch!

Full Transcript

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It's so thin, and it's just sitting
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on top of your ugly bones, you bitch!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
01:08:05
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
[indistinct police radio chatter] - On the Count of Three 00:09
[indistinct police radio chatter]
Why you working so late? [taps vehicle hood] - On the Count of Three 00:04
Why you working so late? [taps vehicle hood]
Roll like thunder! [laughs] - On the Count of Three 00:06
Roll like thunder! [laughs]
[Kevin groaning] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[Kevin groaning]
Hey, Val, I'm sorry I used the N-word before. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Hey, Val, I'm sorry I used the N-word before.
- Come on, bro. - I should've just said "N-word." - On the Count of Three 00:09
- Come on, bro. - I should've just said "N-word.&q...
Just how hard it is to talk about racial stuff - On the Count of Three 00:05
Just how hard it is to talk about racial stuff
[exhales sharply] - On the Count of Three 00:06
[exhales sharply]
Hey, I told you I'm not doing that shit. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Hey, I told you I'm not doing that shit.
Val, I'm sorry, but... [laughs] - On the Count of Three 00:05
Val, I'm sorry, but... [laughs]
[chuckles] I mean, you thought - On the Count of Three 00:04
[chuckles] I mean, you thought
We'll just explain all the fucked-up shit - On the Count of Three 00:05
We'll just explain all the fucked-up shit
I promise, they'll let us go in, like, maybe five, ten years max. - On the Count of Three 00:04
I promise, they'll let us go in, like, maybe five, ten ...
Lower your fucking weapon now. - No. Why? - On the Count of Three 00:04
Lower your fucking weapon now. - No. Why?
Val, I thought this is exactly what you wanted. Right? - On the Count of Three 00:04
Val, I thought this is exactly what you wanted. Right?
Yo. [sniffing] - On the Count of Three 00:11
Yo. [sniffing]