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On the Count of Three

Kevin, thanks for hitting my dad over the head with a tire iron earlier

Val: Kevin, thanks for hitting my dad over the head with a tire iron earlier

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Kevin
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Thanks for hitting my dad over the head
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with a tire iron earlier
Duration
8 seconds
Views
67
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:35
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
Tash, I know you, and I seen the way you light the fuck up - On the Count of Three 00:07
Tash, I know you, and I seen the way you light the fuck up
And you really think you're gonna be able - On the Count of Three 00:05
And you really think you're gonna be able
I should've never trusted your clumsy ass to pull out. - On the Count of Three 00:04
I should've never trusted your clumsy ass to pull out.
Be a fucking dad. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Be a fucking dad.
But I'm not gonna let you pay off your guilt by giving me - On the Count of Three 00:07
But I'm not gonna let you pay off your guilt by giving ...
[Natasha scoffs] - On the Count of Three 00:09
[Natasha scoffs]
You always get stuck in some bullshit, - On the Count of Three 00:07
You always get stuck in some bullshit,
[singing along] ♪ Losing my sight, losing my mind ♪ - On the Count of Three 00:31
[singing along] ♪ Losing my sight, losing my mind ♪
BRENNER: I saw you eyeing the fish tank out there. - On the Count of Three 00:08
BRENNER: I saw you eyeing the fish tank out there.
If they get happiness too easily, - On the Count of Three 00:10
If they get happiness too easily,
Your journey, your search is never going to be easy, Kevin. - On the Count of Three 00:05
Your journey, your search is never going to be easy, Kevin.
You've got an itch that you just can't scratch. - On the Count of Three 00:05
You've got an itch that you just can't scratch.
And at this moment, it might not seem like it, - On the Count of Three 00:12
And at this moment, it might not seem like it,
Happiness is overrated. - On the Count of Three 00:05
Happiness is overrated.
It is not a recipe to an extraordinary life. - On the Count of Three 00:05
It is not a recipe to an extraordinary life.
Why do you think Galileo spent all that time - On the Count of Three 00:06
Why do you think Galileo spent all that time
Beethoven, Newton, Darwin... - On the Count of Three 00:04
Beethoven, Newton, Darwin...
All of them diagnosed with depression. - On the Count of Three 00:04
All of them diagnosed with depression.
But trust me when I say they were really important men, - On the Count of Three 00:12
But trust me when I say they were really important men,
Someone to help you manage your pain. - On the Count of Three 00:06
Someone to help you manage your pain.