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On the Count of Three

Oh, shit.- And this town has made you feel absolutely fucking worthless...- Shit

Oh, shit.
- And this town has made you feel absolutely fucking worthless...
- Shit

Full Transcript

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Oh, shit. - And this town has made you feel
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absolutely fucking worthless... - Shit.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
01:07:50
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
It's so thin, and it's just sitting - On the Count of Three 00:05
It's so thin, and it's just sitting
[indistinct police radio chatter] - On the Count of Three 00:09
[indistinct police radio chatter]
Why you working so late? [taps vehicle hood] - On the Count of Three 00:04
Why you working so late? [taps vehicle hood]
Roll like thunder! [laughs] - On the Count of Three 00:06
Roll like thunder! [laughs]
[Kevin groaning] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[Kevin groaning]
Hey, Val, I'm sorry I used the N-word before. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Hey, Val, I'm sorry I used the N-word before.
- Come on, bro. - I should've just said "N-word." - On the Count of Three 00:09
- Come on, bro. - I should've just said "N-word.&q...
Just how hard it is to talk about racial stuff - On the Count of Three 00:05
Just how hard it is to talk about racial stuff
[exhales sharply] - On the Count of Three 00:06
[exhales sharply]
Hey, I told you I'm not doing that shit. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Hey, I told you I'm not doing that shit.
Val, I'm sorry, but... [laughs] - On the Count of Three 00:05
Val, I'm sorry, but... [laughs]
[chuckles] I mean, you thought - On the Count of Three 00:04
[chuckles] I mean, you thought
We'll just explain all the fucked-up shit - On the Count of Three 00:05
We'll just explain all the fucked-up shit
I promise, they'll let us go in, like, maybe five, ten years max. - On the Count of Three 00:04
I promise, they'll let us go in, like, maybe five, ten ...
Lower your fucking weapon now. - No. Why? - On the Count of Three 00:04
Lower your fucking weapon now. - No. Why?
Val, I thought this is exactly what you wanted. Right? - On the Count of Three 00:04
Val, I thought this is exactly what you wanted. Right?
Yo. [sniffing] - On the Count of Three 00:11
Yo. [sniffing]