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On the Count of Three

Remember on slow days,we used to log on the computer and make the, uh, computer voicelady...

Remember on slow days,
we used to log on the computer and make the, uh, computer voice
lady sing DMX lyrics?

Full Transcript

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Remember on slow days, we used to log on the computer
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and make the, uh, computer voice lady sing DMX lyrics?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:40
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
From the bottom of my heart, - On the Count of Three 00:05
From the bottom of my heart,
I call you faggot out of love. Huh? - On the Count of Three 00:05
I call you faggot out of love. Huh?
You the one giving the word all the power, - On the Count of Three 00:05
You the one giving the word all the power,
Look, he-he... he don't understand the nuances. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Look, he-he... he don't understand the nuances.
You come to beat his ass? [imitating dirt bike revving] - On the Count of Three 00:04
You come to beat his ass? [imitating dirt bike revving]
Two! Pussy! - Hey! Don't call me a pussy, - On the Count of Three 00:06
Two! Pussy! - Hey! Don't call me a pussy,
[panting] - On the Count of Three 00:07
[panting]
[electronic entry bell chimes] [music playing over speakers] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[electronic entry bell chimes] [music playing over speakers]
We just need some of that medical stuff that you got - On the Count of Three 00:05
We just need some of that medical stuff that you got
I got to switch over this register, - On the Count of Three 00:05
I got to switch over this register,
So if you could just chill the fuck out, - On the Count of Three 00:07
So if you could just chill the fuck out,
Now I got to start over. All right? - On the Count of Three 00:04
Now I got to start over. All right?
Fucking ramen-noodle-headed motherfucker. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Fucking ramen-noodle-headed motherfucker.
And some ointment, too, Neosporin, - On the Count of Three 00:04
And some ointment, too, Neosporin,
VAL: Come on, nigga! - When a customer is talking, - On the Count of Three 00:05
VAL: Come on, nigga! - When a customer is talking,
Let's go. [panting] [grunts] - On the Count of Three 00:05
Let's go. [panting] [grunts]
Read your Constitution Shit Shit - On the Count of Three 00:04
Read your Constitution Shit Shit
[tires screeching] - On the Count of Three 00:07
[tires screeching]
I just... I'm... just surprised. - On the Count of Three 00:04
I just... I'm... just surprised.
To forgive is to set a prisoner free - On the Count of Three 00:06
To forgive is to set a prisoner free