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On the Count of Three

You don't want to sell mulchthe rest of your life, do you?

[shells cracking] You don't want to sell mulch
the rest of your life, do you?

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You don't want to sell mulch the rest of your life, do you?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
53
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:15
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
That's why, starting next week, - On the Count of Three 00:06
That's why, starting next week,
You'll be overseeing the mulch. - On the Count of Three 00:04
You'll be overseeing the mulch.
[chuckles softly] - On the Count of Three 00:07
[chuckles softly]
And he does have a good solid - On the Count of Three 00:05
And he does have a good solid
A couple years, at the rate you're growing... - On the Count of Three 00:04
A couple years, at the rate you're growing...
Like I said, you got some kind of shine to you. - On the Count of Three 00:05
Like I said, you got some kind of shine to you.
[breathes deeply] - On the Count of Three 00:04
[breathes deeply]
[belt creaking] [grunting] - On the Count of Three 00:06
[belt creaking] [grunting]
TODD: ♪ I got rice cooking in the microwave ♪ - On the Count of Three 00:49
TODD: ♪ I got rice cooking in the microwave ♪
Thought that was you. [toilet flushes] - On the Count of Three 00:12
Thought that was you. [toilet flushes]
We got to get you out of here. - No, I can't leave. - On the Count of Three 00:04
We got to get you out of here. - No, I can't leave.
They're not gonna clear me for at least... I don't know. - On the Count of Three 00:04
They're not gonna clear me for at least... I don't...
- What? - When you're a kid, - On the Count of Three 00:06
- What? - When you're a kid,
No better feeling in the world - On the Count of Three 00:04
No better feeling in the world
The-the fire alarm goes off, - On the Count of Three 00:05
The-the fire alarm goes off,
Stop. Put that shit out. [door thumps] - On the Count of Three 00:08
Stop. Put that shit out. [door thumps]
[beep] [muttering angrily] - On the Count of Three 00:07
[beep] [muttering angrily]
If a guest can't follow the rules of the facility, - On the Count of Three 00:07
If a guest can't follow the rules of the facility,
All right, so what are we gonna do? - On the Count of Three 00:04
All right, so what are we gonna do?
[bag unzipping] - On the Count of Three 00:08
[bag unzipping]