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On the Count of Three

Sir? Sir? Is he fucking dead?

Sir? Sir?
[spits] Is he fucking dead?

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Sir? Sir? [spits]
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Is he fucking dead?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:32
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
[music begins] - On the Count of Three 00:08
[music begins]
Oh, fuck. Ah, fuck. - On the Count of Three 00:05
Oh, fuck. Ah, fuck.
[door alarm beeping] - On the Count of Three 00:06
[door alarm beeping]
I'll-I'll be back in a minute, and I'll pick you up, - On the Count of Three 00:05
I'll-I'll be back in a minute, and I'll pick ...
Kevin - On the Count of Three 00:08
Kevin
Tash, I know you, and I seen the way you light the fuck up - On the Count of Three 00:07
Tash, I know you, and I seen the way you light the fuck up
And you really think you're gonna be able - On the Count of Three 00:05
And you really think you're gonna be able
I should've never trusted your clumsy ass to pull out. - On the Count of Three 00:04
I should've never trusted your clumsy ass to pull out.
Be a fucking dad. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Be a fucking dad.
But I'm not gonna let you pay off your guilt by giving me - On the Count of Three 00:07
But I'm not gonna let you pay off your guilt by giving ...
[Natasha scoffs] - On the Count of Three 00:09
[Natasha scoffs]
You always get stuck in some bullshit, - On the Count of Three 00:07
You always get stuck in some bullshit,
[singing along] ♪ Losing my sight, losing my mind ♪ - On the Count of Three 00:31
[singing along] ♪ Losing my sight, losing my mind ♪
BRENNER: I saw you eyeing the fish tank out there. - On the Count of Three 00:08
BRENNER: I saw you eyeing the fish tank out there.
If they get happiness too easily, - On the Count of Three 00:10
If they get happiness too easily,
Your journey, your search is never going to be easy, Kevin. - On the Count of Three 00:05
Your journey, your search is never going to be easy, Kevin.
You've got an itch that you just can't scratch. - On the Count of Three 00:05
You've got an itch that you just can't scratch.
And at this moment, it might not seem like it, - On the Count of Three 00:12
And at this moment, it might not seem like it,
Happiness is overrated. - On the Count of Three 00:05
Happiness is overrated.
It is not a recipe to an extraordinary life. - On the Count of Three 00:05
It is not a recipe to an extraordinary life.