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On the Count of Three

Fucking messed with the wrong guy

[tires screeching] [whoops] Fucking messed with the wrong guy

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[whoops]
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Fucking messed with the wrong guy.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:09
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
I just... I'm... just surprised. - On the Count of Three 00:04
I just... I'm... just surprised.
To forgive is to set a prisoner free - On the Count of Three 00:06
To forgive is to set a prisoner free
[door opens] - On the Count of Three 00:22
[door opens]
[whooshing stops] [tool clanks] - On the Count of Three 00:06
[whooshing stops] [tool clanks]
[laughs] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[laughs]
Sad little white boy riding around on that dirt bike - On the Count of Three 00:04
Sad little white boy riding around on that dirt bike
[R&B music playing quietly over speakers] - On the Count of Three 00:04
[R&B music playing quietly over speakers]
How about that mean son of a bitch who's always bruising her? - On the Count of Three 00:04
How about that mean son of a bitch who's always bruisin...
You know, been a long time - On the Count of Three 00:06
You know, been a long time
Yeah, about since when you stole $2,300 from me. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Yeah, about since when you stole $2,300 from me.
See, uh, back then, I was a mess. - On the Count of Three 00:05
See, uh, back then, I was a mess.
I'm cleaner than angel pubic hair. - On the Count of Three 00:05
I'm cleaner than angel pubic hair.
Yeah, getting myself back together. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Yeah, getting myself back together.
How about I take you boys over to Five Guys - On the Count of Three 00:07
How about I take you boys over to Five Guys
Come on, Val. I don't walk around - On the Count of Three 00:05
Come on, Val. I don't walk around
[chuckling softly] - On the Count of Three 00:06
[chuckling softly]
Whew. Wow. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Whew. Wow.
Didn't I just tell you that I ain't got your fucking money? - On the Count of Three 00:05
Didn't I just tell you that I ain't got your fucki...
You and dirt bike boy should get the fuck out of here. - On the Count of Three 00:06
You and dirt bike boy should get the fuck out of here.
Could've had a nice Double-Double, - On the Count of Three 00:06
Could've had a nice Double-Double,