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On the Count of Three

♪ I got rice cookingin the microwave ♪ ♪ Got a three-day beardI don't plan to shave ♪ ♪...

TODD: ♪ I got rice cooking
in the microwave ♪ ♪ Got a three-day beard
I don't plan to shave ♪ ♪ And it's a goofy thing,
but I just gotta say, hey ♪ ♪ I'm a-doin' all right ♪
[urinating] [choking quietly]
♪ Think I'll cook me ♪ ♪ Some homemade soup ♪ ♪ Feeling pretty good,
now that's the truth ♪ ♪ And it's a funny thing,
but I just gotta say, hey ♪ ♪ I'm a-doin' all right ♪ ♪ And it's a great day to be alive ♪ ♪ I know the sun's still shining
when I close my eyes ♪ ♪ And hard times in the neighborhood ♪ [panting]
♪ But why can't every day ♪ ♪ Be just this good? ♪ Val?

Full Transcript

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TODD: ♪ I got rice cooking in the microwave ♪
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♪ Got a three-day beard I don't plan to shave ♪
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♪ And it's a goofy thing, but I just gotta say, hey ♪
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♪ I'm a-doin' all right ♪ [urinating]
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[choking quietly] ♪ Think I'll cook me ♪
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♪ Some homemade soup ♪
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♪ Feeling pretty good, now that's the truth ♪
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♪ And it's a funny thing, but I just gotta say, hey ♪
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♪ I'm a-doin' all right ♪
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♪ And it's a great day to be alive ♪
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♪ I know the sun's still shining when I close my eyes ♪
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♪ And hard times in the neighborhood ♪
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[panting] ♪ But why can't every day ♪
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♪ Be just this good? ♪
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Val?
Duration
49 seconds
Views
61
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:09
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
Thought that was you. [toilet flushes] - On the Count of Three 00:12
Thought that was you. [toilet flushes]
We got to get you out of here. - No, I can't leave. - On the Count of Three 00:04
We got to get you out of here. - No, I can't leave.
They're not gonna clear me for at least... I don't know. - On the Count of Three 00:04
They're not gonna clear me for at least... I don't...
- What? - When you're a kid, - On the Count of Three 00:06
- What? - When you're a kid,
No better feeling in the world - On the Count of Three 00:04
No better feeling in the world
The-the fire alarm goes off, - On the Count of Three 00:05
The-the fire alarm goes off,
Stop. Put that shit out. [door thumps] - On the Count of Three 00:08
Stop. Put that shit out. [door thumps]
[beep] [muttering angrily] - On the Count of Three 00:07
[beep] [muttering angrily]
If a guest can't follow the rules of the facility, - On the Count of Three 00:07
If a guest can't follow the rules of the facility,
All right, so what are we gonna do? - On the Count of Three 00:04
All right, so what are we gonna do?
[bag unzipping] - On the Count of Three 00:08
[bag unzipping]
What's going on? [engine stops] - On the Count of Three 00:06
What's going on? [engine stops]
Did you want to die, or was it just some cry for attention? - On the Count of Three 00:05
Did you want to die, or was it just some cry for attention?
Y... Don't question... [stammers] - On the Count of Three 00:05
Y... Don't question... [stammers]
I think you and I should kill ourselves, Kevin. - On the Count of Three 00:04
I think you and I should kill ourselves, Kevin.
And a strip club happens to be a place - On the Count of Three 00:06
And a strip club happens to be a place
What... Jesus Christ. - On the Count of Three 00:04
What... Jesus Christ.
I mean, I-I get that y-you've been in, like, - On the Count of Three 00:10
I mean, I-I get that y-you've been in, like,
Well, we are in two very different situations, okay? - On the Count of Three 00:05
Well, we are in two very different situations, okay?
I've tried CBT, DBT, ECT, - On the Count of Three 00:07
I've tried CBT, DBT, ECT,