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On the Count of Three

I sure did screw the pooch on this one

[Val exhales heavily] [door opens] [sighs] I sure did screw the pooch on this one

Full Transcript

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[Val exhales heavily]
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[door opens]
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[sighs]
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I sure did screw the pooch on this one.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
53
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:16
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
[groans] - On the Count of Three 00:04
[groans]
Dr. Brenner's noon patient canceled, - On the Count of Three 00:05
Dr. Brenner's noon patient canceled,
Oh, yeah, I can check his schedule. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Oh, yeah, I can check his schedule.
Looks like his next appointment isn't until 6:00. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Looks like his next appointment isn't until 6:00.
About 15 minutes before his appointments, - On the Count of Three 00:05
About 15 minutes before his appointments,
You point, you fire at the thing you want dead. - On the Count of Three 00:05
You point, you fire at the thing you want dead.
Goddamn. [laughing] - On the Count of Three 00:04
Goddamn. [laughing]
Yo, fuck Zoloft. [Val laughing] - On the Count of Three 00:05
Yo, fuck Zoloft. [Val laughing]
Why isn't America the happiest place on Earth - On the Count of Three 00:06
Why isn't America the happiest place on Earth
- Yeah, boy. - You didn't hit it once. - On the Count of Three 00:04
- Yeah, boy. - You didn't hit it once.
- No, look. See? I did hit it. - That don't count. - On the Count of Three 00:04
- No, look. See? I did hit it. - That don't count.
That's the goddamn... [phone vibrating] - On the Count of Three 00:04
That's the goddamn... [phone vibrating]
[vibrating stops] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[vibrating stops]
AUTOMATED VOICE: [over speaker] One new voice message. - On the Count of Three 00:54
AUTOMATED VOICE: [over speaker] One new voice message.
[gasps] - On the Count of Three 00:04
[gasps]
I saw that ring on display at the jewelry store the other day. - On the Count of Three 00:06
I saw that ring on display at the jewelry store the other da...
Just knew it was gonna be the thing - On the Count of Three 00:05
Just knew it was gonna be the thing
Made dinner reservations, got her flowers, - On the Count of Three 00:06
Made dinner reservations, got her flowers,
But then Oh - On the Count of Three 00:07
But then Oh
[zips bag] - On the Count of Three 00:11
[zips bag]