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On the Count of Three

What... Jesus Christ

What... Jesus Christ

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What... Jesus Christ.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:08
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
I mean, I-I get that y-you've been in, like, - On the Count of Three 00:10
I mean, I-I get that y-you've been in, like,
Well, we are in two very different situations, okay? - On the Count of Three 00:05
Well, we are in two very different situations, okay?
I've tried CBT, DBT, ECT, - On the Count of Three 00:07
I've tried CBT, DBT, ECT,
I have earned the right to say that there's no other way out. - On the Count of Three 00:04
I have earned the right to say that there's no other wa...
The other night, I got a phone call that said - On the Count of Three 00:08
The other night, I got a phone call that said
No, no, I mean it made perfect sense to me. - On the Count of Three 00:05
No, no, I mean it made perfect sense to me.
I have those thoughts - On the Count of Three 00:22
I have those thoughts
You tried it, Kevin, and you ended up in a hospital - On the Count of Three 00:06
You tried it, Kevin, and you ended up in a hospital
One. - One. Sorry. - On the Count of Three 00:04
One. - One. Sorry.
Look I think I I need - On the Count of Three 00:17
Look I think I I need
God, you have to admit, this is a lot - On the Count of Three 00:04
God, you have to admit, this is a lot
I'm sorry, I didn't know I had to send a "save the date" - On the Count of Three 00:05
I'm sorry, I didn't know I had to send a "sav...
Just... end of the day. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Just... end of the day.
Wouldn't want to have a gun accident - On the Count of Three 00:04
Wouldn't want to have a gun accident
♪ Cut my life into pieces ♪ - On the Count of Three 00:17
♪ Cut my life into pieces ♪
♪ Cut my life into... ♪ [music stops] - On the Count of Three 00:04
♪ Cut my life into... ♪ [music stops]
You can't listen to music that exactly describes - On the Count of Three 00:13
You can't listen to music that exactly describes
["Drops of Jupiter" by Train playing quietly over speakers] - On the Count of Three 00:06
["Drops of Jupiter" by Train playing quietly over ...
♪ She acts like summer and walks like rain ♪ - On the Count of Three 00:13
♪ She acts like summer and walks like rain ♪
If I had any ideas, I wouldn't have asked you - On the Count of Three 00:06
If I had any ideas, I wouldn't have asked you