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On the Count of Three

Yeah, but you know the fucking media, how they like to twist shit,and before you know it,...

Yeah, but you know the fucking media, how they like to twist shit,
and before you know it, we're lumped in with
all those angry white boys who shot up their high school...
You know the type

Full Transcript

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Yeah, but you know the fucking media,
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how they like to twist shit, and before you know it,
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we're lumped in with all those angry white boys
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who shot up their high school... You know the type.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
67
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:07
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
But it's not-not even that they're corny - On the Count of Three 00:05
But it's not-not even that they're corny
It's the fact that they take innocent lives for no reason - On the Count of Three 00:05
It's the fact that they take innocent lives for no reas...
This isn't for attention. This is someone - On the Count of Three 00:05
This isn't for attention. This is someone
Remember when we were kids and, like, I'd be in a dark place - On the Count of Three 00:13
Remember when we were kids and, like, I'd be in a dark ...
[Val exhales heavily] - On the Count of Three 00:09
[Val exhales heavily]
[groans] - On the Count of Three 00:04
[groans]
Dr. Brenner's noon patient canceled, - On the Count of Three 00:05
Dr. Brenner's noon patient canceled,
Oh, yeah, I can check his schedule. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Oh, yeah, I can check his schedule.
Looks like his next appointment isn't until 6:00. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Looks like his next appointment isn't until 6:00.
About 15 minutes before his appointments, - On the Count of Three 00:05
About 15 minutes before his appointments,
You point, you fire at the thing you want dead. - On the Count of Three 00:05
You point, you fire at the thing you want dead.
Goddamn. [laughing] - On the Count of Three 00:04
Goddamn. [laughing]
Yo, fuck Zoloft. [Val laughing] - On the Count of Three 00:05
Yo, fuck Zoloft. [Val laughing]
Why isn't America the happiest place on Earth - On the Count of Three 00:06
Why isn't America the happiest place on Earth
- Yeah, boy. - You didn't hit it once. - On the Count of Three 00:04
- Yeah, boy. - You didn't hit it once.
- No, look. See? I did hit it. - That don't count. - On the Count of Three 00:04
- No, look. See? I did hit it. - That don't count.
That's the goddamn... [phone vibrating] - On the Count of Three 00:04
That's the goddamn... [phone vibrating]
[vibrating stops] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[vibrating stops]
AUTOMATED VOICE: [over speaker] One new voice message. - On the Count of Three 00:54
AUTOMATED VOICE: [over speaker] One new voice message.
[gasps] - On the Count of Three 00:04
[gasps]