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Yo, fuck Zoloft. [Val laughing]
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On the Count of Three

Yo, fuck Zoloft. I should've been fucking poppingguns for all these years

Yo, fuck Zoloft.
[Val laughing] I should've been fucking popping
guns for all these years

Full Transcript

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Yo, fuck Zoloft. [Val laughing]
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I should've been fucking popping guns for all these years.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:08
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.
Why isn't America the happiest place on Earth - On the Count of Three 00:06
Why isn't America the happiest place on Earth
- Yeah, boy. - You didn't hit it once. - On the Count of Three 00:04
- Yeah, boy. - You didn't hit it once.
- No, look. See? I did hit it. - That don't count. - On the Count of Three 00:04
- No, look. See? I did hit it. - That don't count.
That's the goddamn... [phone vibrating] - On the Count of Three 00:04
That's the goddamn... [phone vibrating]
[vibrating stops] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[vibrating stops]
AUTOMATED VOICE: [over speaker] One new voice message. - On the Count of Three 00:54
AUTOMATED VOICE: [over speaker] One new voice message.
[gasps] - On the Count of Three 00:04
[gasps]
I saw that ring on display at the jewelry store the other day. - On the Count of Three 00:06
I saw that ring on display at the jewelry store the other da...
Just knew it was gonna be the thing - On the Count of Three 00:05
Just knew it was gonna be the thing
Made dinner reservations, got her flowers, - On the Count of Three 00:06
Made dinner reservations, got her flowers,
But then Oh - On the Count of Three 00:07
But then Oh
[zips bag] - On the Count of Three 00:11
[zips bag]
I come home from work, my girl's there, - On the Count of Three 00:04
I come home from work, my girl's there,
I got nothing new or interesting to say, - On the Count of Three 00:08
I got nothing new or interesting to say,
You can't just disappear on someone like that - On the Count of Three 00:05
You can't just disappear on someone like that
Look her in the eye and tell her I think - On the Count of Three 00:04
Look her in the eye and tell her I think
Yeah, or maybe you're just depressed. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Yeah, or maybe you're just depressed.
Maybe you haven't gotten help for yourself - On the Count of Three 00:06
Maybe you haven't gotten help for yourself
You've had a rough, abusive childhood, - On the Count of Three 00:05
You've had a rough, abusive childhood,
You know, you weren't allowed to have any mental health issues, - On the Count of Three 00:06
You know, you weren't allowed to have any mental health...