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On the Count of Three

You can't listen to music that exactly describes the emotional thing you're going...

Val:
You can't listen to music that exactly describes the emotional thing you're going through. You know how cheesy that is? I don't listen to Alanis Morissette when I'm going through a breakup, and I'm not listening to Papa fucking Roach on the day I'm gonna kill myself

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You can't listen to music that exactly describes
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the emotional thing you're going through
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You know how cheesy that is Mm
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I don't listen to Alanis Morissette
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when I'm going through a breakup
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and I'm not listening to Papa fucking Roach
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on the day I'm gonna kill myself
Duration
13 seconds
Views
304
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:43
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Valparaiso Pictures,Werner Entertainment,Morningside Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jerrod Carmichael makes his directorial debut and stars in On the Count of Three, a darkly comic feature about two best friends, Val (Carmichael) and Kevin (Christopher Abbott), on the last day of their lives.

Actors

Jerrod Carmichael
Val
Jerrod Carmichael
["Drops of Jupiter" by Train playing quietly over speakers] - On the Count of Three 00:06
["Drops of Jupiter" by Train playing quietly over ...
♪ She acts like summer and walks like rain ♪ - On the Count of Three 00:13
♪ She acts like summer and walks like rain ♪
If I had any ideas, I wouldn't have asked you - On the Count of Three 00:06
If I had any ideas, I wouldn't have asked you
We're playing with house money here, - On the Count of Three 00:08
We're playing with house money here,
You can... you can reconcile with your dad. - On the Count of Three 00:04
You can... you can reconcile with your dad.
Forgive him for beating the hell out of you and your mom - On the Count of Three 00:07
Forgive him for beating the hell out of you and your mom
♪ Now that she's back from that soul vacation ♪ - On the Count of Three 00:09
♪ Now that she's back from that soul vacation ♪
Holy shit! It's been so long. - Mm. - On the Count of Three 00:05
Holy shit! It's been so long. - Mm.
I mean, don't get me wrong, - On the Count of Three 00:09
I mean, don't get me wrong,
Hey, you got to meet my wife, Leah. - On the Count of Three 00:06
Hey, you got to meet my wife, Leah.
[Leah chuckles] - So crazy - On the Count of Three 00:04
[Leah chuckles] - So crazy
This is the one that me and the boys - On the Count of Three 00:04
This is the one that me and the boys
So did he really hit you with his car? [chuckles] - On the Count of Three 00:05
So did he really hit you with his car? [chuckles]
We weren't going that fast. [Leah chuckles] - On the Count of Three 00:05
We weren't going that fast. [Leah chuckles]
He'd get all red in the face, - On the Count of Three 00:06
He'd get all red in the face,
[Leah laughs] - On the Count of Three 00:05
[Leah laughs]
Fuck's the point of asking for a last day - On the Count of Three 00:05
Fuck's the point of asking for a last day
Fucking... fucking asshole. - On the Count of Three 00:04
Fucking... fucking asshole.
You stupid fuck! You stupid fuck! - On the Count of Three 00:05
You stupid fuck! You stupid fuck!
Big fucking deal. Thank you. [keys clink] - On the Count of Three 00:10
Big fucking deal. Thank you. [keys clink]