Fuck you.
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Dr. Figure:
What would you do if you were allowed home for the afternoon? Jonathan:
[inhales]
Get a decent cup of coffee then I'd chop me head off with a chainsaw. Dr. Figure:
Okay. Uh - uh, just one thing. I wanted to propose something. It's like a pledge between doctor and patient. We nominate a day, like three weeks from now - like New Year's Day - and you mustn't harm yourself until that day. You have to stick to it. What do you think about that? Jonathan:
Yeah, I think it's a fuckin' ridiculous idea. Dr. Figure:
It's been known to work. Jonathan:
It won't work. Dr. Figure:
Might. Why don't you think about it? Jonathan:
Okay, hang on. [sarcastically] Jonathan:
Um, I've thought about it. Fuck, you made a medical breakthrough. Well done, Doc. Dr. Figure:
Okay, well, we'll talk about it more after the session. Jonathan:
Well, you've given me the will to live and I want to thank you for that. Dr. Figure:
Then, after that, I will show you the benefits of being more sparing with your sarcasm. Okay? See ya. Jonathan:
Fuck you. [leaves]
What would you do if you were allowed home for the afternoon? Jonathan:
[inhales]
Get a decent cup of coffee then I'd chop me head off with a chainsaw. Dr. Figure:
Okay. Uh - uh, just one thing. I wanted to propose something. It's like a pledge between doctor and patient. We nominate a day, like three weeks from now - like New Year's Day - and you mustn't harm yourself until that day. You have to stick to it. What do you think about that? Jonathan:
Yeah, I think it's a fuckin' ridiculous idea. Dr. Figure:
It's been known to work. Jonathan:
It won't work. Dr. Figure:
Might. Why don't you think about it? Jonathan:
Okay, hang on. [sarcastically] Jonathan:
Um, I've thought about it. Fuck, you made a medical breakthrough. Well done, Doc. Dr. Figure:
Okay, well, we'll talk about it more after the session. Jonathan:
Well, you've given me the will to live and I want to thank you for that. Dr. Figure:
Then, after that, I will show you the benefits of being more sparing with your sarcasm. Okay? See ya. Jonathan:
Fuck you. [leaves]
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What would you do if you were allowed home for the afternoon
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Get a decent cup of coffee then chop my head off with a chain saw
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Okay
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Just one thing I wanted to propose something
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It's like a pledge between doctor and patient
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We nominate a day like three weeks from now
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like New Year's Day
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and you mustn't harm yourself until that day
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You have to stick to it What do you think about that
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Yeah I think it's a fucking ridiculous idea
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Movie Summary
On the Edge is about suicidal patients discovering their true selves while going through therapy in a treatment center.
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Dr. Figure
