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"Once Bitten" quotes

Once Bitten poster
A vampire Countess needs to drink the blood of a virgin in order to keep her eternal beauty. It seems that all is hopeless, until she bumps into Mark Kendall.

Director: Howard Storm
Writer: Dimitri Villard, David Hines, Jeffrey Hause
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, fantasy
Year: 1985
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: $10,000,000
Released: 15 Nov 1985
Awards: N/A

24 video clips

Robin PierceMark KendallCountessBooksellerRussJamieSebastianValet Attendant
Robin please - Once Bitten 00:24 Robin please This is awful - Once Bitten 00:36 This is awful How many days left till Halloween Sebastian - Once Bitten 00:28 How many days left till Halloween Sebastian Hi there - Once Bitten 00:27 Hi there I'm the owner of the pants you've been trying to get into for the last four years - Once Bitten 00:07 I'm the owner of the pants you've been trying to... You're too late - Once Bitten 00:20 You're too late I don't want to be a vampire I'm a day person - Once Bitten 00:05 I don't want to be a vampire I'm a day person Are you a prostitute - Once Bitten 00:13 Are you a prostitute What You bit my lip - Once Bitten 00:11 What You bit my lip Could one of these lady vampires actually bite a guy - Once Bitten 00:28 Could one of these lady vampires actually bite a guy Mark What is it Look I'm not there - Once Bitten 00:38 Mark What is it Look I'm not there What was that scene in the shower all about - Once Bitten 00:28 What was that scene in the shower all about I haven't had anything this pure since the Vienna Boys' Choir hit town - Once Bitten 00:06 I haven't had anything this pure since the Vienna... Do you have a creamsicle - Once Bitten 00:06 Do you have a creamsicle I have to replace every door you people smash - Once Bitten 00:08 I have to replace every door you people smash Come on Tell us what happened Blow by beautiful blow - Once Bitten 00:23 Come on Tell us what happened Blow by beautiful blow You know maybe the Countess is right - Once Bitten 00:16 You know maybe the Countess is right How would you like your crotch set on fire - Once Bitten 00:07 How would you like your crotch set on fire Please don't bite my buttons - Once Bitten 00:04 Please don't bite my buttons I'm not dressed like a vampire - Once Bitten 00:04 I'm not dressed like a vampire Hello tall dark and handsome - Once Bitten 00:05 Hello tall dark and handsome I don't believe it It finally happened - Once Bitten 00:07 I don't believe it It finally happened Let's get out of here - Once Bitten 00:03 Let's get out of here I want to I really do - Once Bitten 00:04 I want to I really do

Cast

Countess - Lauren Hutton
Mark Kendall - Jim Carrey
Robin Pierce - Karen Kopins
Sebastian - Cleavon Little
Jamie - Thomas Ballatore
All Cast