Could one of these lady vampires actually bite a guy? You know, like a teenage guy? Well...
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Robin:
Could one of these lady vampires actually bite a guy? You know, like a teenage guy?
Bookseller:
Well how old would he be?
Robin:
Like, 18.
Bookseller:
Well I seriously doubt it. You see the female vampire needs the blood of a virgin, and an 18-year-old boy would hardly be a virgin, now would he?
Robin:
Well just hypothetically, what if he was a virgin?
Bookseller:
Well then I think he has a lot bigger problems to worry about than female vampires.
[chuckles]
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Could one of these lady vampires actually bite a guy
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You know like a teenage guy
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How old would he be Like 18
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I seriously doubt it
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You see the female vampire needs the blood of a virgin
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And an 18 year old boy would hardly be a virgin now would he
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Just hypothetically what if he was a virgin
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Then I think he has a lot bigger problems to worry about than female vampires
Clip duration: 28 seconds
Views: 140
Timestamp in movie: 01h 09m 57s
Uploaded: 24 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, fantasy
Summary: A vampire Countess needs to drink the blood of a virgin in order to keep her eternal beauty. It seems that all is hopeless, until she bumps into Mark Kendall.
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Actors
00:24 Robin please
00:38 Mark What is it Look I'm not there
00:28 What was that scene in the shower all about
00:06 I haven't had anything this pure since the Vienna...
00:06 Do you have a creamsicle
00:08 I have to replace every door you people smash
00:36 This is awful
00:28 How many days left till Halloween Sebastian
00:23 Come on Tell us what happened Blow by beautiful blow
00:16 You know maybe the Countess is right
00:07 How would you like your crotch set on fire
00:04 Please don't bite my buttons
00:27 Hi there
00:04 I'm not dressed like a vampire
00:05 Hello tall dark and handsome
00:07 I don't believe it It finally happened
00:03 Let's get out of here
00:04 I want to I really do
00:07 I'm the owner of the pants you've been trying to...
00:20 You're too late