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Once Upon a Crime

I know you hate Americans, but just remember if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking German...

Neil Schwary:

I know you hate Americans, but just remember if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking German right now

Full Transcript

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l know you hate Americans but just remember
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if it wasn't for us you'd be speaking German right now
Duration
13 seconds
Views
308
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:51
Uploaded
Nov 25, 2022
Genres
comedy, crime, mystery
Production
Ascot Film,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Dino de Laurentiis Communications

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Movie Summary

Phoebe and a fellow American in Rome find a dog with a $5000 reward. They take a train to the owner in Monte Carlo. She turns up murdered. They run and become suspects just as 3 other Americans on the train.

Actors

Jim Belushi
Neil Schwary
Jim Belushi
2 000 francs - Once Upon a Crime 00:18
2 000 francs
I'm going to shoot the works on 13. - Once Upon a Crime 00:10
I'm going to shoot the works on 13.
Madame l admire your insouciance - Once Upon a Crime 00:15
Madame l admire your insouciance
I'm starving. If I had a barbecue, I'd eat the dog. - Once Upon a Crime 00:17
I'm starving. If I had a barbecue, I'd eat the...
OK look let's call a truce What do you say - Once Upon a Crime 00:47
OK look let's call a truce What do you say
What do l have to do to get a drink in this place - Once Upon a Crime 00:11
What do l have to do to get a drink in this place
L'm rolling like a hunchback doing somersaults - Once Upon a Crime 00:14
L'm rolling like a hunchback doing somersaults
Yes But first l must find the little boys' room - Once Upon a Crime 00:13
Yes But first l must find the little boys' room
Tonight we break the bank in Monte Carlo! - Once Upon a Crime 00:05
Tonight we break the bank in Monte Carlo!
Try the gate. - Maybe she left it open for us? - Once Upon a Crime 00:17
Try the gate. - Maybe she left it open for us?
It's Julian Peters! And Phoebe. We brought your dog! - Once Upon a Crime 00:08
It's Julian Peters! And Phoebe. We brought your dog!
Madame Van Dougen? - Once Upon a Crime 00:10
Madame Van Dougen?
I study acting 10 years... - Once Upon a Crime 00:08
I study acting 10 years...
Oh, this whole Europe thing is a mistake. - Once Upon a Crime 00:12
Oh, this whole Europe thing is a mistake.
You could have at least left me a note. - Once Upon a Crime 00:09
You could have at least left me a note.
We won't identify ourselves. - Once Upon a Crime 00:17
We won't identify ourselves.
My birth control pills - Once Upon a Crime 00:30
My birth control pills
God, it's me... Neil Schwary. I really need your help. - Once Upon a Crime 00:23
God, it's me... Neil Schwary. I really need your help.
Julian... thanks. - Once Upon a Crime 00:07
Julian... thanks.
Stop right there! Police! - Don't shoot! I'm an actor! - Once Upon a Crime 00:20
Stop right there! Police! - Don't shoot! I'm an...