To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
What do l have to do to get a drink in this place
Please log in to add to collections.
Once Upon a Crime

What do I have to do to get a drink in this place, fart the French national anthem?

Neil Schwary:

What do I have to do to get a drink in this place, fart the French national anthem?

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.992
What do l have to do to get a drink in this place
00:00:04.001 --> 00:00:07.257
Fart the French national anthem
Duration
11 seconds
Views
1,128
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:21
Uploaded
Nov 25, 2022
Genres
comedy, crime, mystery
Production
Ascot Film,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Dino de Laurentiis Communications

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Phoebe and a fellow American in Rome find a dog with a $5000 reward. They take a train to the owner in Monte Carlo. She turns up murdered. They run and become suspects just as 3 other Americans on the train.

Actors

Jim Belushi
Neil Schwary
Jim Belushi
L'm rolling like a hunchback doing somersaults - Once Upon a Crime 00:14
L'm rolling like a hunchback doing somersaults
Yes But first l must find the little boys' room - Once Upon a Crime 00:13
Yes But first l must find the little boys' room
Tonight we break the bank in Monte Carlo! - Once Upon a Crime 00:05
Tonight we break the bank in Monte Carlo!
Try the gate. - Maybe she left it open for us? - Once Upon a Crime 00:17
Try the gate. - Maybe she left it open for us?
It's Julian Peters! And Phoebe. We brought your dog! - Once Upon a Crime 00:08
It's Julian Peters! And Phoebe. We brought your dog!
Madame Van Dougen? - Once Upon a Crime 00:10
Madame Van Dougen?
I study acting 10 years... - Once Upon a Crime 00:08
I study acting 10 years...
Oh, this whole Europe thing is a mistake. - Once Upon a Crime 00:12
Oh, this whole Europe thing is a mistake.
You could have at least left me a note. - Once Upon a Crime 00:09
You could have at least left me a note.
We won't identify ourselves. - Once Upon a Crime 00:17
We won't identify ourselves.
My birth control pills - Once Upon a Crime 00:30
My birth control pills
God, it's me... Neil Schwary. I really need your help. - Once Upon a Crime 00:23
God, it's me... Neil Schwary. I really need your help.
Julian... thanks. - Once Upon a Crime 00:07
Julian... thanks.
Stop right there! Police! - Don't shoot! I'm an actor! - Once Upon a Crime 00:20
Stop right there! Police! - Don't shoot! I'm an...
Murder? Who said anything about murder? - Once Upon a Crime 00:22
Murder? Who said anything about murder?
Of course they're my initials - Once Upon a Crime 00:33
Of course they're my initials
I wouldn't open that if I were you. - Once Upon a Crime 00:08
I wouldn't open that if I were you.
That woman is trying to kill a dog. - Once Upon a Crime 00:13
That woman is trying to kill a dog.
Very good. I'll be right there. - Once Upon a Crime 00:09
Very good. I'll be right there.
She was trying to drown the dog. - Once Upon a Crime 00:29
She was trying to drown the dog.