Hey, Joe, tell these guys the story about the pussy being insured. What is it? Tell these...
Something wrong with the clip?
Quote
Frankie Minaldi:
Hey, Joe, tell these guys the story about the pussy being insured. What is it? Tell these guys how you stumbled on this whole thing. Tell them the story. Come on. Pussy insurance, the insurance pussies. Tell them that story.
Joe Minaldi:
Life is stranger than shit, that's all. It's a pisser. No big story. I got this insurance agent, this Jew kid named David. He conned me into every policy in the world. Every policy, name it, dogs, house, wife, life, anything. I'm drinking with the boys one night. He comes in with his wife, a brunette with a nice ass who works for a jeweller. And he's still on the hustle, this guy. So I wink at the guys, I say, "Look... the most serious policy, you don't have me covered for." He goes, "What's that, Joe?" "Cock insurance. You make me a policy that when it don't work, I get a payment. I'll write out a check now." He thinks, and he says, "I don't know if the actuality gauges govern this... but we can make a policy. But you gotta guarantee you're in good health now." I says, "Look, leave her with me. Come back and see if it stands up. If it stands up, you know I'm in good health." The jerk leaves her. I screw her. Not only that, she likes it. And she tells me when her boss, the jeweller is shipping stones to Holland, where he keeps his stash - in a drawer in the safe - everything! Can't ask for more, right? Except, one better. I never paid the first premium on the new cock policy.
Max:
[laughing]
Cock insurance...
Joe Minaldi:
Life is funnier than shit. But... be easy with the girl. I mean that. Be easy with the girl.
Transcript
Get the fuck out of here.
Go back to school where you belong.
What is it with all this salt?
Hey, hey, we got salt
on our noodles. Show 'em.
This is full of salt.
All right, come here.
- So?
- Keep your shirt on.
We gotta wait for the salt
to dissolve.
- Well?
- Hey, what's wrong?
Hey, look.
Wow!
Great!
- Look at that!
- It's great.
- Noodles.
- Look.
- I see 'em! What did I say?
- Yeah.
Yeah!
- Hey, Noodles.
- Hooray. Hooray for us!
We did it.
Come here, Max.
- We did it.
- No, Max, no!
Max.
Max!
What would you do without me?
There.
From here on, we establish
the shared funds of the gang.
They belong to all of us together
and to none of us alone.
And we solemnly swear to put in
50 percent of everything we make.
- Agreed?
- Agreed.
- Agreed.
- Agreed.
Clip duration: 22 seconds
Views: 522
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: crime, drama
Summary: A former Prohibition-era Jewish gangster returns to the Lower East Side of Manhattan 35 years later, where he must once again confront the ghosts and regrets of his old life.
Comments
Actors
00:27 Stop by for you later
00:44 Can I take that for you
00:12 No trouble
00:11 This is Secretary Bailey's son
01:26 Make yourself comfortable
03:33 What chance is there that a crazy thing like this might...
00:19 You got any coffee around
00:20 Get down off of there
00:34 Where is he
00:35 From here on
02:23 Aren't you going to say hello
00:07 Take the money and run
00:12 You better spray the toilet
00:33 What are you doing
01:20 We got a deal
00:13 It's a good movie
00:08 I'm the chief of police
01:09 You don't work for no one
00:30 Why don't we make it a threesome
00:59 Why do you want to see me