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Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird

The film is called "Pirates from the Cleavageof the Caribbean." You're gonna playCaptain...

The film is called "Pirates from the Cleavage
of the Caribbean." You're gonna play
Captain Johnny, who's a fun-loving,
rum swigging rascal that likes to screw women, and he kills
everything that walks

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The film is called
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"Pirates from the Cleavage of the Caribbean."
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You're gonna play Captain Johnny,
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who's a fun-loving, rum swigging rascal
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that likes to screw women,
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and he kills everything that walks.
Duration
17 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:06
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
thriller
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

When Hollywood icon Michael Madsen goes missing presumed dead, they call Rick Blaine (Tom Sizemore) to investigate. A Tarantino-style murder mystery that is, Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird.
But I'm not just a celebrity impersonator, - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:06
But I'm not just a celebrity impersonator,
I went to the California Institute of the Arts, - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:08
I went to the California Institute of the Arts,
Well, you make your money because - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:07
Well, you make your money because
I don't do Shakespeare, I do soft porn. - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:06
I don't do Shakespeare, I do soft porn.
Look, man, I know that, - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:07
Look, man, I know that,
There's 100 impersonators can do what you do, - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:07
There's 100 impersonators can do what you do,
For gods sakes, you are the Laurence Olivier - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:08
For gods sakes, you are the Laurence Olivier
And I will tell you one thing, - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:08
And I will tell you one thing,
Yeah, I'll speak to you later, - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:05
Yeah, I'll speak to you later,
Or I'm gonna have to hire that Brad Pitt look alike. - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:05
Or I'm gonna have to hire that Brad Pitt look alike.
He may have a small dick, - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:06
He may have a small dick,
They all wanna do Shakespeare, - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:06
They all wanna do Shakespeare,
Me, I just wanna make money, - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:07
Me, I just wanna make money,
And I'm not gonna do that by directing "Romeo and Juliet." - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:13
And I'm not gonna do that by directing "Romeo and ...
They're cheap to make, - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:06
They're cheap to make,
I presume you like women, Mr. Blaine? - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:06
I presume you like women, Mr. Blaine?
Very funny. - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:05
Very funny.
Now I will give you one piece of advice, - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:08
Now I will give you one piece of advice,
Everybody wants to be a producer in Hollywood. - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:07
Everybody wants to be a producer in Hollywood.
Because there is plenty of pussy. - Once Upon a Time in Hollyweird 00:05
Because there is plenty of pussy.