Want me to suck your cock while driving? How old are you? What? How old are you? Wow, man....

Pussycat: Want me to suck your cock while driving? Cliff Booth: [thinks for a bit] How old are you? Pussycat: What? Cliff Booth: How old are you? Pussycat: Wow, man. First time anybody asked that in a long time. Cliff Booth: What's the answer? Pussycat: Okay, we gonna play kiddie games? Eighteen. Feel better? Cliff Booth: You got some I.D., you know, like, a driver's license or something? Pussycat: [laughing] Are you joking? Cliff Booth: No, I'm not. I need to see something official that verifies that you're eighteen, which you don't have because you're not.

Want me to suck your cock while driving? How old are you? What? How old are you? Wow, man. That's the first time anybody asked that in a long time. What's the answer? Okay. We gonna play kiddie games? Eighteen. Feel better? You got some ID, you know, like a driver's license or something? - Are you joking? - No, I'm not. I need to see something official that verifies that you're 18, which you don't have because you're not. Talk about a bring-down bummer, dude. That's you. Yeah. Obviously, I'm not too young to fuck you. But obviously, you are too old to fuck me. What I'm too old to do is go to jail for poontang. Prison's been trying to get me all my life.