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I knew it was just a matter of time before it would be

One Eyed Monster

With the added weight and the back pains, all I can do is kiss the tip.

One Eyed Monster • 2008

Ron:

How you feel, that's what matters. Look at me. I don't look like a porn star, except for my cock. But I play the fool, and I get the joke. I'm in on it, and that makes it kind of hip. And I try to bring a different character into every role that I play. And that gives me confidence. But I can't suck my own dick any more. Veronica:
Awww, sweetie, I'm sorry. Ron:
With the added weight and the back pains, all I can do is kiss the tip. [Both laugh]

Full Transcript

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I knew it was just a matter of time before it would be

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you know back in action again

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So without taking my eyes off of it

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I get a radio and I have them chopper in two Saigon whores

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So for the next half hour I'm holding my weapon on this dick

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now I figured it won't know I'm stoned so he won't jump me you know

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So chopper arrived just in time thank God

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because now the dick was getting big and hard

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So I tell the two whores look I'll do anything man

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I'll take you to the States anything

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if you just lie down there and spread your legs for me

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Well I guess States was the magic word

Duration

44 seconds

Views

252

Timestamp in Movie

00:51:27

Uploaded

Dec 06, 2022

Genres

comedy, horror, sci-fi

Production

Cheyenne Studios - 27567 Fantastic Lane

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Movie Summary

A hostile alien wreaks havoc on the cast and crew of an adult movie.

Actors

Ron

Veronica