"One for the Money" quotes

One for the Money poster
Unemployed and newly-divorced Stephanie Plum lands a job at her cousin's bail-bond business, where her first assignment puts her on the trail of a wanted local cop from her romantic past.

Director: Julie Anne Robinson
Writer: Stacy Sherman, Karen Ray, Liz Brixius
Production: N/A
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 22/100
ImdbRating: 5.3
BoxOffice: $26,414,527
Released: 27 Jan 2012
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

47 Clips

Maybe I'd relax better if I didn't get a call from my wife - One for the Money 00:15
Maybe I'd relax better if I didn't get a call from my wife
I've got two dead bodies a hit man an FTA and a bullet in my ass - One for the Money 00:10
I've got two dead bodies a hit man an FTA and a bullet in my...
Oh my God is that guy naked - One for the Money 00:11
Oh my God is that guy naked
I heard you was a bounty hunter Do you make a lot of money doing that - One for the Money 00:15
I heard you was a bounty hunter Do you make a lot of money...
Look at you - One for the Money 00:18
Look at you
Mooch Morelli just pull in here - One for the Money 00:23
Mooch Morelli just pull in here
Getting shot is a bitch Yeah - One for the Money 00:10
Getting shot is a bitch Yeah
Yeah doing the bounty hunting thing we're going after Joe Morelli - One for the Money 00:09
Yeah doing the bounty hunting thing we're going after Joe...
The clock on the dash told me I was five minutes late - One for the Money 00:22
The clock on the dash told me I was five minutes late
Stephanie Plum swear to Christ I thought you were here to make bail - One for the Money 00:26
Stephanie Plum swear to Christ I thought you were here to...
Hey Listen to me - One for the Money 00:19
Hey Listen to me
Good to see ya cupcake - One for the Money 00:06
Good to see ya cupcake
It'll take forever I need fast money not easy money - One for the Money 00:27
It'll take forever I need fast money not easy money
Maybe Vinny will let you do some skips chasing - One for the Money 00:09
Maybe Vinny will let you do some skips chasing
Call the cop This is my - One for the Money 00:31
Call the cop This is my
You're in violation of your bond agreement - One for the Money 00:17
You're in violation of your bond agreement
There are some men who went to a women's life - One for the Money 00:24
There are some men who went to a women's life
Okay so you think Morty Beyers is roasted in Morelli's car - One for the Money 00:08
Okay so you think Morty Beyers is roasted in Morelli's car
A hundred and twenty five pounds of angry female can do a lot of damage - One for the Money 00:14
A hundred and twenty five pounds of angry female can do a...
Got an FTA for you ready to have some fun - One for the Money 00:09
Got an FTA for you ready to have some fun
Oh Jesus Stephanie Plum What the hell - One for the Money 00:20
Oh Jesus Stephanie Plum What the hell
Don't think that you're going to make it cupcake - One for the Money 00:37
Don't think that you're going to make it cupcake
What is with you two anyway - One for the Money 00:11
What is with you two anyway
God's gonna get you for this Morty Beyers - One for the Money 00:17
God's gonna get you for this Morty Beyers
I gave you a job get - One for the Money 00:16
I gave you a job get
You know we got this good cop bad cop thing going - One for the Money 00:05
You know we got this good cop bad cop thing going
Put it away don't even try - One for the Money 00:11
Put it away don't even try
He looks like Michelangelo dipped his statue of David in caramel - One for the Money 00:07
He looks like Michelangelo dipped his statue of David in...
Are you in danger - One for the Money 00:13
Are you in danger
I'm Stephanie Plum - One for the Money 00:16
I'm Stephanie Plum
And your cousin - One for the Money 00:50
And your cousin
I got two dead bodies - One for the Money 00:32
I got two dead bodies
I heard you was a bounty hunter - One for the Money 00:33
I heard you was a bounty hunter
I think he looks better - One for the Money 00:52
I think he looks better
I'm just saying - One for the Money 00:20
I'm just saying
I thought you were here to make bail - One for the Money 00:48
I thought you were here to make bail
You're an animal - One for the Money 00:17
You're an animal
William Earling - One for the Money 00:57
William Earling
How comfortable are you with the lowlifes - One for the Money 00:39
How comfortable are you with the lowlifes
Is that guy naked - One for the Money 01:19
Is that guy naked
There's some men who enter into a woman's life and screw it up forever - One for the Money 01:16
There's some men who enter into a woman's life and screw it...
You can hear that - One for the Money 00:21
You can hear that
That was an accident - One for the Money 00:54
That was an accident
Don't you even think about it - One for the Money 00:37
Don't you even think about it
I gave you a job - One for the Money 00:34
I gave you a job
Put the gun away - One for the Money 00:34
Put the gun away
Are you in danger - One for the Money 00:17
Are you in danger

Cast

Stephanie Plum - Katherine Heigl
Joseph Morelli - Jason O'Mara
Jimmy Alpha - John Leguizamo
Grandma Mazur - Debbie Reynolds
Mrs. Plum - Debra Monk
Eddie Gazarra - Nate Mooney
Bernie Kuntz - Adam Paul
Morty Beyers - Fisher Stevens
Connie - Ana Reeder
Vinnie Plum - Patrick Fischler
John Cho - Leonardo Nam
Mary Lou - Annie Parisse
Benito Ramirez - Gavin-Keith Umeh
Mr. Plum - Louis Mustillo
William Earling - Harry O'Toole
Mooch Morelli - John Joseph Williams
Waitress - Jennifer Vos
Mama Morelli - Angela Pietropinto
Carmen Sanchez - Alexis Treadwell
Flat Nose Louis - Jack Erdie
Cop #1 - Jake Andolina
Locksmith - Tommy Lafitte
Carmen's Neighbor - David Early
Shaw Street Thug - Robert Oppel
Old Man on Street - Bo Graham
Rosa Gomez - Olga Merediz
Lonnie Dodd - Michael Laurence
Struggling FTA - Jared Burke
Police Woman - Lisa Ann Goldsmith
Ziggy Kuleska - Jarrod DiGiorgi
Jersey Girl #1 - Alexis Ferrante
Jersey Girl #2 - Alana Hixson
Noisy Neighbor - Kathleen Murray
Nosy Neighbour - Diedra Arthur-O'Ree
Seedy Street Thug - Jason Baker
Firefighter - Ralph Browning
Metro Police Officer - William Kania
Detective - Aaron Kleiber
Shopper - Wayne Leya
Orderly - Scott A Miller
Criminal - Jackson Nunn
Paramedic - Frankie Palombi
Neighbor - Michael K. Sieg
Paramedic - Ray Sobieralski
Police Officer - Robert Stull
Street Pedestrian - Jaime Vermeulen