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"One, Two, Three" quotes

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In West Berlin during the Cold War, a Coca-Cola executive is given the task of taking care of his boss' socialite daughter.

Director: Billy Wilder
Writer: Billy Wilder, I.A.L. Diamond, Ferenc Molnár
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1961
MetaScore: 73/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 16 Dec 1961
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 1 win & 8 nominations total

101 video clips

BorodenkoC.r. MacnamaraMishkinPeripetchikoffPhyllis MacnamaraOtto Ludwig PifflFritzSchlemmerWendell P. HazeltineJewelerMp SergeantBertaTommy Macnamara
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Totally unacceptable - One, Two, Three 00:11 Totally unacceptable He doesn't wear shorts - One, Two, Three 00:10 He doesn't wear shorts Two out of three - One, Two, Three 00:25 Two out of three MacNamara from Omaha - One, Two, Three 00:07 MacNamara from Omaha When will papers be ready - One, Two, Three 00:24 When will papers be ready But if I defect - One, Two, Three 00:19 But if I defect Do you realize that Otto spelled backwards is Otto - One, Two, Three 00:29 Do you realize that Otto spelled backwards is Otto I'll pick you up at 6 - One, Two, Three 00:16 I'll pick you up at 6 What were you doing in East Berlin - One, Two, Three 00:40 What were you doing in East Berlin You know something - One, Two, Three 00:15 You know something I will not have my son grow up to be a capitalist - One, Two, Three 00:19 I will not have my son grow up to be a capitalist Ich sehe das Ding zum ersten Mal Papiere - One, Two, Three 00:12 Ich sehe das Ding zum ersten Mal Papiere So you just tell Daddy I'm on my way to the U - One, Two, Three 00:20 So you just tell Daddy I'm on my way to the U They're staying at the Grand Hotel Potemkin - One, Two, Three 00:18 They're staying at the Grand Hotel Potemkin Is everybody in this world corrupt - One, Two, Three 00:13 Is everybody in this world corrupt You may be the first to shoot a man to the moon - One, Two, Three 00:27 You may be the first to shoot a man to the moon It's that damned German efficiency - One, Two, Three 00:09 It's that damned German efficiency I'm going to like this job - One, Two, Three 00:19 I'm going to like this job She married a communist - One, Two, Three 00:16 She married a communist Complete mobilization - One, Two, Three 00:15 Complete mobilization Herr Oberleutnant - One, Two, Three 00:18 Herr Oberleutnant Ten minutes early - One, Two, Three 00:08 Ten minutes early They have assigned us a magnificent apartment - One, Two, Three 00:06 They have assigned us a magnificent apartment Capitalism is like a dead herring in the moonlight - One, Two, Three 00:34 Capitalism is like a dead herring in the moonlight I appeal to you as a woman - One, Two, Three 00:15 I appeal to you as a woman That means everybody has to curtsy to me - One, Two, Three 00:12 That means everybody has to curtsy to me Just between us - One, Two, Three 00:19 Just between us We do not need you - One, Two, Three 01:08 We do not need you Would you take new automobile - One, Two, Three 00:17 Would you take new automobile And Earl Wilson - One, Two, Three 00:14 And Earl Wilson You got me into jail - One, Two, Three 00:11 You got me into jail What about your only children and your only wife We were ready to go - One, Two, Three 00:12 What about your only children and your only wife We were... It shouldn't happen to a dog - One, Two, Three 00:15 It shouldn't happen to a dog No wonder they're winning the Cold War - One, Two, Three 00:07 No wonder they're winning the Cold War You can't be serious - One, Two, Three 00:10 You can't be serious I'm sorry I didn't shave this morning - One, Two, Three 00:25 I'm sorry I didn't shave this morning What's come over you After 16 years - One, Two, Three 00:14 What's come over you After 16 years What did you say - One, Two, Three 00:11 What did you say We will take over West Berlin and Western Europe We will bury you - One, Two, Three 00:16 We will take over West Berlin and Western Europe We will... You don't say - One, Two, Three 00:20 You don't say Yankee go home - One, Two, Three 00:18 Yankee go home You've defected - One, Two, Three 00:11 You've defected You better put something on Your goose pimples are showing - One, Two, Three 00:12 You better put something on Your goose pimples are showing Here's your mail - One, Two, Three 00:23 Here's your mail All I want from you is silence and damn little of that - One, Two, Three 00:11 All I want from you is silence and damn little of that While they are putting Uncle Sam in cuckoo clock - One, Two, Three 00:18 While they are putting Uncle Sam in cuckoo clock I spit on your money - One, Two, Three 00:18 I spit on your money For you I do it He could use a haircut - One, Two, Three 00:17 For you I do it He could use a haircut Don't pack his old clothes - One, Two, Three 00:10 Don't pack his old clothes You can forward the mail to American Express in Moscow - One, Two, Three 00:18 You can forward the mail to American Express in Moscow Instead of dollars - One, Two, Three 00:13 Instead of dollars Have you ever made love to a revolutionary - One, Two, Three 00:17 Have you ever made love to a revolutionary I'm the new vice president in charge of bottle caps - One, Two, Three 00:11 I'm the new vice president in charge of bottle caps And we'll take her off your hands - One, Two, Three 00:21 And we'll take her off your hands Thank you - One, Two, Three 00:12 Thank you I wish I were in hell with my back broken - One, Two, Three 00:05 I wish I were in hell with my back broken What have we got here - One, Two, Three 00:09 What have we got here And how about the Russian deal - One, Two, Three 00:20 And how about the Russian deal Before you meet Daddy - One, Two, Three 00:19 Before you meet Daddy Feeling pretty good - One, Two, Three 00:22 Feeling pretty good You married a Communist - One, Two, Three 00:17 You married a Communist Is old Russian proverb - One, Two, Three 00:27 Is old Russian proverb As for you you're back in the SS Smaller Salary - One, Two, Three 00:11 As for you you're back in the SS Smaller Salary Is old Russian proverb You cannot milk cow with hands in pockets - One, Two, Three 00:15 Is old Russian proverb You cannot milk cow with hands in... What do you want in this - One, Two, Three 00:16 What do you want in this Tats chlich Eine Kukuksurhr - One, Two, Three 00:07 Tats chlich Eine Kukuksurhr Any world that can produce the Taj Mahal - One, Two, Three 00:14 Any world that can produce the Taj Mahal Put your pants on - One, Two, Three 00:09 Put your pants on Sitzen machen - One, Two, Three 00:06 Sitzen machen Come on make an effort Yes mein F hrer - One, Two, Three 00:13 Come on make an effort Yes mein F hrer That old Gestapo training - One, Two, Three 00:10 That old Gestapo training The stock it will go up I'll go up - One, Two, Three 00:15 The stock it will go up I'll go up How can we find out what happened to her - One, Two, Three 00:26 How can we find out what happened to her You must help me and my wife get into the Soviet zone - One, Two, Three 00:17 You must help me and my wife get into the Soviet zone She's flyin' Pan Am - One, Two, Three 00:14 She's flyin' Pan Am It's my parents I feel sorry for - One, Two, Three 00:17 It's my parents I feel sorry for The deal will be set up on a royalty basis - One, Two, Three 00:16 The deal will be set up on a royalty basis The von Schattenburg's date back to the second Crusade - One, Two, Three 00:18 The von Schattenburg's date back to the second Crusade We'll see him on Mayday - One, Two, Three 00:18 We'll see him on Mayday I'm a party member - One, Two, Three 00:25 I'm a party member At the age of six months - One, Two, Three 00:10 At the age of six months The minute we arrive in Moscow - One, Two, Three 00:11 The minute we arrive in Moscow If it isn't my old friend Hart - One, Two, Three 00:08 If it isn't my old friend Hart No woman should have two mink coats until every woman in the world has one - One, Two, Three 00:12 No woman should have two mink coats until every woman in the... You want to go home and pay taxes We've got it made - One, Two, Three 00:04 You want to go home and pay taxes We've got it made If you guys can burn down the Reichstag - One, Two, Three 00:08 If you guys can burn down the Reichstag How many times have I told you - One, Two, Three 00:12 How many times have I told you That reminds me - One, Two, Three 00:12 That reminds me Congratulations - One, Two, Three 00:35 Congratulations
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Cast

C.R. MacNamara - James Cagney
Otto Ludwig Piffl - Horst Buchholz
Scarlett Hazeltine - Pamela Tiffin
Phyllis MacNamara - Arlene Francis
Wendell P. Hazeltine - Howard St. John
All Cast