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"Only Fools and Horses" quotes

Only Fools and Horses poster
Comedy that follows two brothers from London's rough Peckham estate as they wheel and deal through a number of dodgy deals and search for the big score that'll make them millionaires.

Director: N/A
Writer: John Sullivan
Production:
Genre: comedy
Year: 1981
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 9.0
BoxOffice:
Released: 08 Sep 1981
Awards: Won 6 BAFTA 17 wins & 15 nominations total

66 video clips

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If it's a girl they're calling her Sigourney after an actress - Only Fools and Horses 00:12 If it's a girl they're calling her Sigourney after... Where d'you get those our bloody aces from - Only Fools and Horses 00:14 Where d'you get those our bloody aces from I got this horrible feeling that if there is such a thing as reincarnation - Only Fools and Horses 00:08 I got this horrible feeling that if there is such a thing as... Rodney innit Well it is when Trigger ain't about yeah - Only Fools and Horses 00:05 Rodney innit Well it is when Trigger ain't about yeah He's a tryer ain't he Your Dad always said that one day Del Boy would reach the top - Only Fools and Horses 00:11 He's a tryer ain't he Your Dad always said that... He who dares Rodney He who dares - Only Fools and Horses 00:05 He who dares Rodney He who dares ICI have dropped a point - Only Fools and Horses 00:11 ICI have dropped a point D'you play cards again last night - Only Fools and Horses 00:11 D'you play cards again last night I mean Rodney can't even give it away let alone flog it - Only Fools and Horses 00:05 I mean Rodney can't even give it away let alone flog it Del We'll probably have a few problems getting these back to the er depot - Only Fools and Horses 01:08 Del We'll probably have a few problems getting these... I've been thinking - Only Fools and Horses 00:05 I've been thinking Why d'they call him Trigger Does he carry a gun - Only Fools and Horses 00:06 Why d'they call him Trigger Does he carry a gun Lovely Jubbly - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 Lovely Jubbly Lovely Jubbly - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 Lovely Jubbly Lovely Jubbly - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 Lovely Jubbly Lovely Jubbly - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 Lovely Jubbly Lovely Jubbly - Only Fools and Horses 00:03 Lovely Jubbly Good boy Lovely Jubbly - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 Good boy Lovely Jubbly Because I can't run away Running away only wears your shoes out - Only Fools and Horses 00:06 Because I can't run away Running away only wears your... Oi you this stuff is a load of rubbish - Only Fools and Horses 00:12 Oi you this stuff is a load of rubbish Well I'm a good salesman - Only Fools and Horses 00:08 Well I'm a good salesman Leave it out Rodney you couldn't sell a black cat to a witch - Only Fools and Horses 00:06 Leave it out Rodney you couldn't sell a black cat to a... Alright then son As it says in the Bible 'Clothes maketh the man ' - Only Fools and Horses 00:07 Alright then son As it says in the Bible 'Clothes... Cosmic - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 Cosmic This time next year we'll be millionaires - Only Fools and Horses 00:07 This time next year we'll be millionaires This time next year we'll be millionaires - Only Fools and Horses 00:05 This time next year we'll be millionaires This time next year we will be millionaires - Only Fools and Horses 00:05 This time next year we will be millionaires 'This time next year I'll be a millionaire ' - Only Fools and Horses 00:05 'This time next year I'll be a millionaire ' Eh This time next year you'll be a millionaire - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 Eh This time next year you'll be a millionaire This time next year we was gonna be millionaires - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 This time next year we was gonna be millionaires Derek this time next year you will be that millionaire - Only Fools and Horses 00:07 Derek this time next year you will be that millionaire Yeah this time next year - Only Fools and Horses 00:17 Yeah this time next year They will turn up They've got to This time next year we'll be millionaires - Only Fools and Horses 00:07 They will turn up They've got to This time next year... We'll get to the top one day This time next year we will be millionaires - Only Fools and Horses 00:07 We'll get to the top one day This time next year we... Cushty - Only Fools and Horses 00:03 Cushty Cushty - Only Fools and Horses 00:03 Cushty Keep the noise down will yer I can hardly hear this - Only Fools and Horses 00:29 Keep the noise down will yer I can hardly hear this Michael if Elsie Partridge really could raise the dead - Only Fools and Horses 00:09 Michael if Elsie Partridge really could raise the dead Have you ever thought of joining the navy Rodney - Only Fools and Horses 00:54 Have you ever thought of joining the navy Rodney What's the weather like out It's parky Del - Only Fools and Horses 01:14 What's the weather like out It's parky Del I was reading in the Sunday papers about them fellas - Only Fools and Horses 00:47 I was reading in the Sunday papers about them fellas I've got qualifications and experience sir yeah - Only Fools and Horses 00:09 I've got qualifications and experience sir yeah Alright Del - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 Alright Del Alright Del - Only Fools and Horses 00:03 Alright Del Alright Del - Only Fools and Horses 00:03 Alright Del Alright Del Boy - Only Fools and Horses 00:03 Alright Del Boy Alright Del Boy - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 Alright Del Boy You plonker - Only Fools and Horses 00:05 You plonker During the war - Only Fools and Horses 00:03 During the war During the war Eh - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 During the war Eh Well during the war - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 Well during the war He who dares wins - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 He who dares wins Oh well he who dares wins - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 Oh well he who dares wins You know me He who dares wins - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 You know me He who dares wins I don't know He who dares wins - Only Fools and Horses 00:05 I don't know He who dares wins You know it makes sense eh - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 You know it makes sense eh Good boy You know it makes sense - Only Fools and Horses 00:03 Good boy You know it makes sense Good boy you know it makes sense - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 Good boy you know it makes sense Denzil knows it makes sense - Only Fools and Horses 00:03 Denzil knows it makes sense Good boy You know it makes sense don t you - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 Good boy You know it makes sense don t you You know it makes sense don't ya Bonjour - Only Fools and Horses 00:07 You know it makes sense don't ya Bonjour That's the spirit you know it makes sense - Only Fools and Horses 00:06 That's the spirit you know it makes sense Oh shut up you tart - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 Oh shut up you tart Oh Gordon Bennett - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 Oh Gordon Bennett Where Gordon Bennett - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 Where Gordon Bennett Slater Gordon Bennett - Only Fools and Horses 00:04 Slater Gordon Bennett

Cast

Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter - David Jason
Rodney Trotter - Nicholas Lyndhurst
Trigger - Roger Lloyd Pack
Uncle Albert Trotter - Buster Merryfield
Boycie - John Challis
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