There was nothing like that on any of my vessels! A few funny ones but nothing like that!
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Uncle Albert:
Have you ever thought about joining the navy, Rodney? Rodney:
Well, funnily enough, Unc, *no*! How could I join the navy? Del Boy:
Exactly. In the old days they'd take anyone - well, they took you! But nowadays, you've gotta have a cotchel of qualifications. [pointing to Rodney] Del Boy:
I mean, what chance would Lawrence of Peckham stand? Uncle Albert:
I don't mean in the Royal navy. I was talking about the merchant. Just imagine it, Rodney. Monday, you sail out of Southhampton Water. Tuesday, you're through the Bay of Biscay. Wednesday, you've rounded Cape St Vincent. Thursday, you dock in Algiers... Del Boy:
[cutting in]
And Friday it's your turn in the barrel! Rodney:
[distressed]
Eh? Uncle Albert:
There was nothing like that on any of my vessels! A few funny ones but nothing like that!
Have you ever thought about joining the navy, Rodney? Rodney:
Well, funnily enough, Unc, *no*! How could I join the navy? Del Boy:
Exactly. In the old days they'd take anyone - well, they took you! But nowadays, you've gotta have a cotchel of qualifications. [pointing to Rodney] Del Boy:
I mean, what chance would Lawrence of Peckham stand? Uncle Albert:
I don't mean in the Royal navy. I was talking about the merchant. Just imagine it, Rodney. Monday, you sail out of Southhampton Water. Tuesday, you're through the Bay of Biscay. Wednesday, you've rounded Cape St Vincent. Thursday, you dock in Algiers... Del Boy:
[cutting in]
And Friday it's your turn in the barrel! Rodney:
[distressed]
Eh? Uncle Albert:
There was nothing like that on any of my vessels! A few funny ones but nothing like that!
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Have you ever thought of joining the navy Rodney
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Well funny enough Unc no How can I join the navy
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Exactly In the old days they used to take anyone I mean let s face it they took you
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But nowadays you've gotta have qualifications
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What chance has Lawrence of Peckham got eh
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I don't mean the Royal Navy I was talking about the merchant
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Just think of it Rodney Imagine Monday you sail out of Southampton Water
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Tuesday you're through to the Bay of Biscay
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Wednesday you've rounded Cape St Vincent Thursday you dock in Algiers
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Friday it's your turn in the barrel
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There was nothing like that on any of my vessels
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A few funny ones but nothing like that Well what d'you reckon Rodney
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Movie Summary
Comedy that follows two brothers from London's rough Peckham estate as they wheel and deal through a number of dodgy deals and search for the big score that'll make them millionaires.
Actors
Uncle Albert
Rodney
Del Boy
Photographer
