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Only Fools and Horses

Yes, sir, I have qualifications. I have two GCE's, a suspended sentence and I know a good...

Del Boy:

[taking the rise out of Rodney wanting to get a job]
Yes, sir, I have qualifications. I have two GCE's, a suspended sentence and I know a good joint when I puffed one!

Full Transcript

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I've got qualifications and experience sir yeah
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I've got two GCEs an 18 month suspended sentence and I know a good joint when I puff one '
Duration
9 seconds
Views
703
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:25
Uploaded
Mar 22, 2023
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
BBC

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Movie Summary

Comedy that follows two brothers from London's rough Peckham estate as they wheel and deal through a number of dodgy deals and search for the big score that'll make them millionaires.

Actors

David Jason
Del Boy
David Jason
S07 • E06 If it's a girl they're calling her Sigourney after an actress - Only Fools and Horses 00:12
If it's a girl they're calling her Sigourney after...
S07 • E02 Good boy Lovely Jubbly - Only Fools and Horses 00:04
Good boy Lovely Jubbly
S01 • E01 Why d'they call him Trigger Does he carry a gun - Only Fools and Horses 00:06
Why d'they call him Trigger Does he carry a gun
S04 • E03 I've been thinking - Only Fools and Horses 00:05
I've been thinking
S01 • E06 Oh Gordon Bennett - Only Fools and Horses 00:04
Oh Gordon Bennett
S07 • E05 Have you ever thought of joining the navy Rodney - Only Fools and Horses 00:54
Have you ever thought of joining the navy Rodney
S05 • E02 That's the spirit you know it makes sense - Only Fools and Horses 00:06
That's the spirit you know it makes sense
S07 • E02 Good boy You know it makes sense - Only Fools and Horses 00:03
Good boy You know it makes sense
S04 • E07 Denzil knows it makes sense - Only Fools and Horses 00:03
Denzil knows it makes sense
S03 • E02 Oi you this stuff is a load of rubbish - Only Fools and Horses 00:12
Oi you this stuff is a load of rubbish
S07 • E05 Well I'm a good salesman - Only Fools and Horses 00:08
Well I'm a good salesman
S07 • E06 I don't know He who dares wins - Only Fools and Horses 00:05
I don't know He who dares wins
S02 • E03 Because I can't run away Running away only wears your shoes out - Only Fools and Horses 00:06
Because I can't run away Running away only wears your...
S03 • E02 Del We'll probably have a few problems getting these back to the er depot - Only Fools and Horses 01:08
Del We'll probably have a few problems getting these...
S01 • E01 He's a tryer ain't he Your Dad always said that one day Del Boy would reach the top - Only Fools and Horses 00:11
He's a tryer ain't he Your Dad always said that...
S05 • E06 This time next year we will be millionaires - Only Fools and Horses 00:05
This time next year we will be millionaires
S07 • E05 Alright then son As it says in the Bible 'Clothes maketh the man ' - Only Fools and Horses 00:07
Alright then son As it says in the Bible 'Clothes...
S04 • E04 You know me He who dares wins - Only Fools and Horses 00:04
You know me He who dares wins
S05 • E02 He who dares wins - Only Fools and Horses 00:04
He who dares wins
S07 • E03 Cushty - Only Fools and Horses 00:03
Cushty