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Arkwright is a miserly and eccentric shopkeeper with a stammer, who longs to marry his lifelong love Nurse Gladys. He runs a small town grocery store along with his errand boy and nephew, Granville and a particularly dangerous till.

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Writer: N/A
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Genre: comedy
Year: 1976
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice:
Released: 20 Feb 1976
Awards: Nominated for 2 BAFTA 2 nominations total
It can be a great burden Granville being holier than everybody else - Open All Hours 00:11 It can be a great burden Granville being holier than... You must be joking The last time he spent a night away was in 1957 - Open All Hours 00:14 You must be joking The last time he spent a night away was... Seriously have you thought about a drawbridge - Open All Hours 00:06 Seriously have you thought about a drawbridge I've got the blood of poets and lovers in my veins - Open All Hours 00:08 I've got the blood of poets and lovers in my veins 8 45 pm and I'm held here prisoner in the clutches of my wicked uncle - Open All Hours 00:11 8 45 pm and I'm held here prisoner in the clutches of my... Well done And you certainly have been - Open All Hours 00:05 Well done And you certainly have been There's a novelty It's a great day for personal discoveries - Open All Hours 00:09 There's a novelty It's a great day for personal discoveries It quite unnerved me for a minute I'll have a large washing up liquid - Open All Hours 00:08 It quite unnerved me for a minute I'll have a large washing... I hate that scrunching sound that errand boys make when you have to tread on 'em - Open All Hours 00:07 I hate that scrunching sound that errand boys make when you... You look all s sinister and Hungarian Hungarians don't look like this - Open All Hours 00:11 You look all s sinister and Hungarian Hungarians don't look... Not even me husband used to get as close as that - Open All Hours 00:15 Not even me husband used to get as close as that My God There's nothing startles you more than a furtive grocer - Open All Hours 00:06 My God There's nothing startles you more than a furtive... Oh So we're giving flowers to the milk woman's boyfriend now are we - Open All Hours 00:07 Oh So we're giving flowers to the milk woman's boyfriend now... Do you reckon they can stitch fingers back on these days - Open All Hours 00:06 Do you reckon they can stitch fingers back on these days The nurse will be watching - Open All Hours 00:04 The nurse will be watching Now you know what you want don't you - Open All Hours 00:11 Now you know what you want don't you Who Me You think you're going to live forever - Open All Hours 00:08 Who Me You think you're going to live forever All right don't crit there siticising - Open All Hours 00:04 All right don't crit there siticising So you're going to Parslow's funeral - Open All Hours 00:09 So you're going to Parslow's funeral That means kidneys I wouldn't give you tuppence for his kidneys - Open All Hours 00:09 That means kidneys I wouldn't give you tuppence for his... Didn't you hear the fore fore forecast - Open All Hours 00:10 Didn't you hear the fore fore forecast I don't now whether I ought to take a tin of luncheon meat - Open All Hours 00:25 I don't now whether I ought to take a tin of luncheon meat Granville - Open All Hours 00:06 Granville All I ever get is Granville f fetch your cloth - Open All Hours 00:05 All I ever get is Granville f fetch your cloth F F Fetch your cloth - Open All Hours 00:04 F F Fetch your cloth Oh Granville Fetch the - Open All Hours 00:05 Oh Granville Fetch the G Granville fetch my hat - Open All Hours 00:04 G Granville fetch my hat Oh dear G Granville f fetch your cloth - Open All Hours 00:05 Oh dear G Granville f fetch your cloth G Granville Fetch your toolbox - Open All Hours 00:05 G Granville Fetch your toolbox Granville f fetch your cloth will you - Open All Hours 00:04 Granville f fetch your cloth will you G Granville f fetch a cloth - Open All Hours 00:04 G Granville f fetch a cloth Eh G Granville f fetch your cloth go on - Open All Hours 00:04 Eh G Granville f fetch your cloth go on Oh Granville fetch a cloth - Open All Hours 00:04 Oh Granville fetch a cloth Granville fetch a cloth - Open All Hours 00:05 Granville fetch a cloth Granville fetch a cloth - Open All Hours 00:04 Granville fetch a cloth Granville fetch a cloth - Open All Hours 00:05 Granville fetch a cloth Granville f fetch your cloth - Open All Hours 00:04 Granville f fetch your cloth G Granville f fetch your cloth - Open All Hours 00:04 G Granville f fetch your cloth Granville fetch your cloth - Open All Hours 00:05 Granville fetch your cloth G Granville fetch your cloth - Open All Hours 00:05 G Granville fetch your cloth You won't let me use firelighters They're too expensive - Open All Hours 00:25 You won't let me use firelighters They're too expensive Scotch broth - Open All Hours 00:24 Scotch broth I'll have two ounces of liquorice torpedoes - Open All Hours 00:08 I'll have two ounces of liquorice torpedoes Next time you feel desperate for an egg lad - Open All Hours 00:13 Next time you feel desperate for an egg lad

Cast

Albert Arkwright - Ronnie Barker
Granville - David Jason
Nurse Gladys Emmanuel - Lynda Baron
The Milk Woman - Barbara Flynn
Mrs. Delphine Featherstone - Stephanie Cole