We got a sprinter. Five foot five, no pants, unkempt... portly
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Firefighter:
What's your name? Lance:
Uh, Joe... John... uh, Joe-John. Firefighter:
Your name's Joe-John? Lance:
John-ston, Johnston. Joe. Firefighter:
You wanna tell me what happened here? Lance:
Uh, there was a fire, I dunno, I came by and it's... checkin out the fire. Firefighter:
Well that lady uh, Mona? She said that you two were in the building together when the fire started. Lance:
Yeah, she's a liar, cuz I dunno her so whatever, whatever she says is a lie, so... Firefighter:
K, so you're saying you weren't in the building with that woman? Lance:
No, not I! Aright, she started it, aright? Because she was like "I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down!" And I said "You better not... you better not!" Firefighter:
She said it was an electrical fire. Lance:
It was. It was a total electrical fire, it was like uh, the switches had sparks comin out, and the sockets, and uh it was like the 4th of July, man! Firefighter:
Why aren't you wearing your pants, Joe? Lance:
I tripped, and uh then I had to take 'em off to run faster out of the flames... [coughing] Lance:
I think I inhaled some smoke, will you excuse me one second, I'll be right back. [runs away in the background] Firefighter:
[into walkie talkie]
We got a sprinter. Five foot five, no pants, unkempt... portly
What's your name? Lance:
Uh, Joe... John... uh, Joe-John. Firefighter:
Your name's Joe-John? Lance:
John-ston, Johnston. Joe. Firefighter:
You wanna tell me what happened here? Lance:
Uh, there was a fire, I dunno, I came by and it's... checkin out the fire. Firefighter:
Well that lady uh, Mona? She said that you two were in the building together when the fire started. Lance:
Yeah, she's a liar, cuz I dunno her so whatever, whatever she says is a lie, so... Firefighter:
K, so you're saying you weren't in the building with that woman? Lance:
No, not I! Aright, she started it, aright? Because she was like "I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down!" And I said "You better not... you better not!" Firefighter:
She said it was an electrical fire. Lance:
It was. It was a total electrical fire, it was like uh, the switches had sparks comin out, and the sockets, and uh it was like the 4th of July, man! Firefighter:
Why aren't you wearing your pants, Joe? Lance:
I tripped, and uh then I had to take 'em off to run faster out of the flames... [coughing] Lance:
I think I inhaled some smoke, will you excuse me one second, I'll be right back. [runs away in the background] Firefighter:
[into walkie talkie]
We got a sprinter. Five foot five, no pants, unkempt... portly
Full Transcript
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Your name's Joe John Johnston Johnston Joe
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Wanna tell me what happened here There was a fire
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I don't know I came by and was
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Checking out the fire
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That lady Mona said that you two were in the building when the fire started
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Yeah She's a liar 'cause I don't know her so whatever she says is a lie so
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So you weren't in the building with that woman
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No not I
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All right She started it All right
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Because she was like I hate my job I'm going to burn this mother down
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And I said you better not You better not
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She said it was an electrical fire It was It was a total electrical fire
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It was like the switches had sparks coming out and the sockets
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It was like the fourth of July man Why aren't you wearing your pants Joe
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I tripped then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames
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I think I inhaled some smoke
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Will you excuse me one second I'll be right back
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We've got a sprinter Five foot five no pants unkempt
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Movie Summary
A guidance counselor mistakenly sends out the wrong transcripts to Stanford University under the name of an over-achieving high schooler.
Actors
The Firefighter
