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Amen. So. Now, Chapman, what's your story? I chained myself to a drug dealer. Piper, you can't be taking advicefrom a nun and a hippie. By all means, seek out the supreme wisdomof the junkie philosopher. I pray for you, Nicky. I pray for you, too, Sister. I lust after you, Yoga Jones,those sinewy arms. You gotta love a yoga body. You should come to class.Watch me chaturanga. That whole common room smells like farts.It kind of takes away the magic for me. You like pussy, Piper? Or you prefer pipe as your name suggests? I'm feeling some Sapphic vibescoming off you. Oh, leave her alone. Come on, Sister. You know you would've gone my wayif you hadn't married Jesus
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Amen
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So Now Chapman what's your story
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I chained myself to a drug dealer
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Piper you can't be taking advice from a nun and a hippie
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By all means seek out the supreme wisdom of the junkie philosopher
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I pray for you Nicky
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I pray for you too Sister
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I lust after you Yoga Jones those sinewy arms
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You gotta love a yoga body
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You should come to class Watch me chaturanga
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That whole common room smells like farts It kind of takes away the magic for me
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You like pussy Piper
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Or you prefer pipe as your name suggests
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I'm feeling some Sapphic vibes coming off you
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Oh leave her alone
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Come on Sister
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You know you would've gone my way if you hadn't married Jesus
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Movie Summary
Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.