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Amen. So. Now, Chapman, what's your story? I chained myself to a drug dealer. Piper, you can't be ta

Orange Is the New Black

Amen. So. Now, Chapman, what's your story? I chained myself to a drug dealer. Piper, you...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E01 • 2013

Amen. So. Now, Chapman, what's your story? I chained myself to a drug dealer. Piper, you can't be taking advicefrom a nun and a hippie. By all means, seek out the supreme wisdomof the junkie philosopher. I pray for you, Nicky. I pray for you, too, Sister. I lust after you, Yoga Jones,those sinewy arms. You gotta love a yoga body. You should come to class.Watch me chaturanga. That whole common room smells like farts.It kind of takes away the magic for me. You like pussy, Piper? Or you prefer pipe as your name suggests? I'm feeling some Sapphic vibescoming off you. Oh, leave her alone. Come on, Sister. You know you would've gone my wayif you hadn't married Jesus

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Amen

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So Now Chapman what's your story

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I chained myself to a drug dealer

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Piper you can't be taking advice from a nun and a hippie

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By all means seek out the supreme wisdom of the junkie philosopher

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I pray for you Nicky

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I pray for you too Sister

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I lust after you Yoga Jones those sinewy arms

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You gotta love a yoga body

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You should come to class Watch me chaturanga

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That whole common room smells like farts It kind of takes away the magic for me

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You like pussy Piper

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Or you prefer pipe as your name suggests

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I'm feeling some Sapphic vibes coming off you

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Oh leave her alone

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Come on Sister

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You know you would've gone my way if you hadn't married Jesus

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آمين

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الآن شابمان

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ماهي قصتك

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لقد ربطت نفسي مع تاجرة مخدرات

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بايبر

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لا يمكنكي أخد نصائح من راهبة و حمقاء

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بكل المعارف

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نبحت عن المعرفة في فلسفة جانكي

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لقد صليت من أجلك جانكي

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أوه لقد صليت من أجلك أيضا

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أنا أشهد بعدك يوغا جونس

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تلك العضلات المفتولة

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أحب أجسام اليوغا

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يجب أن تأتي إلى القسم لكي تشاهديني أقوم بالـ تشاتورانغا حركة يقوم بها أصحاب اليوغا

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الغرفة كاملة بها رائحة نثنة

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ستأخد كل سحري

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أتحبيني المهبل بايبر

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أم تحبين العمل بالأصابع كما يشير إسمك كلام حول جنس السحاقيات

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أشعر بردود إجابية آتية منك

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أوه إبتعدي عنها

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هيا يا أختاه أنت تعلمين بأنك كنت بتأتي إلي إلم تكوني متزوجة بالمسيح

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Amen

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Alors Chapman quelle est ton histoire

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Je me suis enchaînée à une trafiquante de drogue

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Piper tu ne peux pas suivre les conseils d'une nonne et d'une hippie

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Si je comprends bien il vaut mieux se fier à la sagesse d'une droguée philosophe

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Je prie pour toi Nicky Je prie pour toi aussi ma s ur

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Et je fantasme sur toi Yoga Jones sur tes beaux bras tendineux

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Il n'y a rien comme un corps de yogi

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Tu devrais venir en classe Me regarder en chaturanga

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Le local où tu donnes tes cours sent la merde Ça ne me rend pas zen

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Tu bouffes des chattes Piper

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Ou tu préfères fumer la pipe comme ton nom le suggère

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Je perçois des vibrations saphiques entre toi et moi

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Laisse la tranquille

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Je t'en prie ma s ur

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On aurait déjà baisé ensemble si tu n'étais pas mariée à Jésus

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Amen

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Nun also

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Chapman

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Was ist deine Story

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Ich habe mich an eine Drogendealerin angekettet

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Piper

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Du kannst doch von einer Nonne und einem Hippie keinen Rat annehmen

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Spüre gewiss die absolute Weisheit des Junkie Philosophen auf

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Ich bete für dich Nicky

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Ich bete auch für dich Schwester

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Ich begehre dich Yoga Jones

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Diese kräftigen Arme

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Man muss deinen Yoga Körper lieben

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Du solltest in die Stunde kommen und mir beim Chaturanga zuschauen

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Dieser ganze Gemeinschaftsraum riecht nach Gefurze Es nimmt mir irgendwie die Magie

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Magst du Muschis Piper

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Oder stehst du auf Rohren wie es dein Name sagt

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Ich spüre einige lesbische Schwingungen von dir kommen

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Lass sie in Ruhe

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Komm Schwester Du weißt du hättest meinen Weg eingeschlagen wenn du Jesus nicht geheiratet hättest

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Amen

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Jadi Chapman

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Apa kisahmu

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Aku merantai diriku ke bandar narkoba

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Piper

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Jangan terima nasihat dari biarawati dan hippie

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Terserah kalau kau mau

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mencari nasihat hidup dari filosof junkie

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Aku berdoa untukmu Nicky

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Oh Aku juga mendoakanmu sister

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Aku bernafsu padamu yoga Jones

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lihat lengan lengan itu

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Aku suka tubuh yang biasa yoga

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Harusnya kau ke kelasku melihatku chaturanga

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Seluruh ruang santai itu bau kentut

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Membuat buyar imajinasiku

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Kau suka pussy vagina Piper

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Atau kau suka pipa pipes seperti namamu

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Aku merasakan getaran sapphic lesbian datang darimu

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Oh jangan ganggu dia

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Ayolah sister Kau juga akan sepertiku jika kau tidak menikah dengan Yesus

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アーメン

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でチャップマン

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あんたの素性は

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ドラッグの売人に自分を縛り付けたの

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パイパー

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尼僧とヒッピーのアドバイスは受けられないわね

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どう考えても

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ジャンキー哲学の高僧を探さなきゃ

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あなたのために祈るわニッキー

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あたしもアンタのために祈るわよシスター

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あんたに欲情しちゃうわヨガジョーンズ

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このたくましい腕で

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ヨーガの体を愛すの

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ヨガクラスにきて私のチャクラをみるべきね

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広場スペースは屁のにおいが充満してる

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それがあたしから魔法を遠ざけるの

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あんたプッシー好きかいパイパー

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それとも名前どおりパイプが好きなのかい

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レズ用バイブでイってる気がするわ

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ちょっとほっといてやんなよ

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ちょっとシスタージーザスと結婚してなかったらあんたも我が道を行ってたでしょ

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Аминь

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Так Чапмэн

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А ты что натворила

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Я приковала себя к наркоторговцу

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Пайпер

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Не принимай советов от монашки и хиппи

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Всеми средствами

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Ищите высшую мудрость философа наркомана

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Я буду молиться за тебя Никки

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Оо и я за вас помолюсь сестра

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Я вожделею вас йога Джонс

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Эти жилистые руки

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Обожаю йогу тела

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Тебе стоит придти в класс посмотреть как я играю в чатурангу

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Вся общая комната пахнет пердежом

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Из за нее я вроде как упускаю магию

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Тебе нравятся киски Пайпер

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Или ты предпочитаешь трубы о чем и говорит твоё имя

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Я чувствую сапфические вибрации идущие от тебя

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Оо оставь ее в покое

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Да ладно сестра Вы ведь пошли бы моим путем если бы не брак с Господом

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Amén

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Entonces Chapman

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Cuál es tu historia

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Me encadené a una traficante de droga

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Piper

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No aceptes consejos de una monja y una hippy

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Por supuesto

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Busca la sabiduría suprema de la filósofa drogata

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Rezo por ti Nicky

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Yo rezo por ti también hermana

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A ti te deseo yoga Jones

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Esos brazos fuertes

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Los cuerpos de yoga son deseables

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Deberías venir a clase verme hacer chaturanga

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Toda esa sala huele a pedo

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Como que le quita la magia

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Te gustan los coños Piper

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O prefieres las mangueras

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Percibo vibraciones sáficas en ti

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Déjala en paz

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Vamos hermana Sabes que serías de las mías si no te hubieras casado con Dios

Available in 8 languages

Duration

51 seconds

Views

12

Timestamp in Movie

00:39:14

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.