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And I see there's this dude down on the ground with his head by, like, the tire

Orange Is the New Black

And I see there's this dudedown on the ground with his head by, like, the tire. And then I...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E05 • 2013

and I see there's this dudedown on the ground with his head by, like, the tire. And then I look close and I recognizeit's the bum from the night before that was hollerin' at meoutside of Pizzeria Uno. And when I look closer,I see the dude is wearing my shirt and he's got barbecue sauceall over his face and he's... He's dead. And that's when I knewit was time to make a change. Thank you. Almost the exact same thinghappened to me, but it was tuna salad. All right. We will now, once again,go into a forward bend, and when you're ready,relax back into Shavasana. Anyone else feel like sharing today? -Anybody?-I'll share

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and I see there's this dude down on the ground

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with his head by like the tire

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And then I look close and I recognize it's the bum from the night before

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that was hollerin' at me outside of Pizzeria Uno

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And when I look closer I see the dude is wearing my shirt

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and he's got barbecue sauce all over his face and he's

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He's dead

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And that's when I knew it was time to make a change Thank you

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Almost the exact same thing happened to me but it was tuna salad

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All right We will now once again go into a forward bend

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and when you're ready relax back into Shavasana

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Anyone else feel like sharing today

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Anybody I'll share

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و اجد هذا الرجل على الارض

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و رأسه تشبه اطارات السيارات

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ثم انظر بدقه

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و ادرك انه الرجل الكسول من الليله السابقه

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يصرخ فى وجهى خارج مطعم بيتزا اونو

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و عندما امعن النظر رأيته لابسا قميصى

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و صلطة الشواء على جميع انحاء وجهه و هو

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و هو ميت

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و هذا عندما علمت أنه حان الوقت لاجراء تغيير شكرا لكم

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تقريبا حدث نفس الشئ لى و لكن كانت سلطة التونه

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حسنا نحن الان

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سنقوم بالانحناء مره اخرى الى الامام

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و عندما تصبح جاهزا ع د الى وضع الشافاسنا الميت

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هل هنالك شخص يريد المشاركه اليوم

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أى أحد

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أنا سوف أ شارك

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et je vois qu'il y a ce mec par terre

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avec sa tête genre dans le pneu

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Et là je regarde de près

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et je le reconnais c'est le clodo de la nuit d'avant

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qui me braillait dessus à la pizzeria Uno

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Et quand je regarde de plus près je vois que le mec porte mon Tee shirt

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Et il a de la sauce barbecue sur tout le visage et il

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Il est mort

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Et c'est la que je me suis rendue compte qu'il était temps de changer Merci

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Il m'est presque arrivée la même chose mais c était de la salade de thon

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Très bien Nous allons maintenant

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une fois de plus nous pencher en avant

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et quand vous serez prêtes détendez vous en Shavasana

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Personne n'a envie de partager aujourd'hui

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Personne

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Je vais le faire

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und ich sehe

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diesen Typen unten auf dem Boden sein Kopf irgendwie neben dem Reifen

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Ich sehe genauer hin und erkenne den Penner von letzter Nacht

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der mich vor der Pizzeria Uno angemacht hat

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Als ich noch genauer hinsehe sehe ich dass er mein Shirt anhat

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und dass er im ganzen Gesicht voller Grillsoße ist und dass er

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Dass er tot ist

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Und da wusste ich dass ich etwas verändern muss

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Danke

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Mir ist fast genau dasselbe passiert aber mit Thunfischsalat

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Gut so

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Wir beugen uns jetzt noch einmal vornüber

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und wenn ihr so weit seid entspannt euch zurück ins Shavasana

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Möchte noch jemand heute etwas mit uns teilen

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Niemand Ich möchte

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dan melihat pria ini berbaring di tanah

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dengan kepalanya di dekat ban

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Lalu aku melihat lebih dekat lagi

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dan mengenali dia adalah pengemis dari malam sebelumnya

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yang mendekatiku di luar Pizzeria Uno

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Dan lalu aku melihat pria itu mengenakan bajuku

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dan ada saus barbecue di seluruh wajahnya dan

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Dia sudah mati

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Dan saat itulah aku tahu waktunya untuk mengubah semuanya Terima kasih

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Baiklah Sekarang kita akan

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sekali lagi membungkuk ke depan

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dan kalau sudah siap kembali ke Shavasana

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Ada lagi yang merasa ingin berbagi hari ini

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Ada lagi

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Aku akan berbagi

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и вижу что на земле лежит мужик

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головой к шине

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И присматриваюсь

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и понимаю что это тот бомж

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который орал на меня ночью у пиццерии Уно

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А когда я присмотрелась еще то увидела что он одет в мою футболку

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и у него все лицо в соусе барбекю и он

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Он мертв

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И вот тогда я поняла что надо что то менять Спасибо

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Со мной произошло почти тоже самое только там был салат из тунца

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Окей А теперь мы

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еще раз переходим в наклон вперед

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и когда бы будете готовы вернитесь обратно в Шавасана

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Кто нибудь еще хочет поделиться историей

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Никто

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Я расскажу

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y vi a un tío tirado en el suelo

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con su cabeza junto a la rueda

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Y entonces le miré detenidamente

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y me di cuenta de que era el vagabundo de la noche anterior

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que me estaba gritando fuera de la Pizzería Uno

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Y cuando mire aún más detenidamente vi que el tío llevaba puesta mi camiseta

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y tenía salsa barbacoa por toda la cara y él

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Él estaba muerto

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Y ahí es cuando me di cuenta de que era el momento de cambiar Gracias

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Una cosa parecida me pasó a mí pero era ensalada de atún

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De acuerdo Ahora

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una vez más tomemos una curva

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y cuando os sintáis preparadas volved a relajar la espalda en Shavasana

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Alguien más quiere compartir hoy algo con nosotras

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Alguien

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Yo

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Duration

54 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:31:25

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.