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Orange Is the New Black

Are you off the phone now? It wasn't in the bathroom, either. Did you look at all while I...

Are you off the phone now? It wasn't in the bathroom, either. Did you look at all while I was out? Alex, I understand you're upset, but could you at least acknowledgeI'm a person who is speaking? If I miss this flight I'm screwed. Alex! Passport! Hello? My mom died

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Are you off the phone now
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It wasn't in the bathroom either
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Did you look at all while I was out
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Alex I understand you're upset
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but could you at least acknowledge I'm a person who is speaking
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If I miss this flight I'm screwed
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Alex Passport Hello
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My mom died
Available in 6 languages
Duration
34 seconds
Views
8
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:15
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Season
1
Episode
11
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
S01 • E02 You wanna cut it short? - Orange Is the New Black 00:29
You wanna cut it short?
S01 • E06 Yeah, I miss cooking it. - Orange Is the New Black 00:21
Yeah, I miss cooking it.
S01 • E07 What kind? - Orange Is the New Black 00:13
What kind?
S01 • E01 What did you do? - Orange Is the New Black 00:16
What did you do?
S01 • E08 Start the car, inmate. - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
Start the car, inmate.
S01 • E10 I don't understand. - Orange Is the New Black 00:19
I don't understand.
S01 • E07 This is great. - Orange Is the New Black 00:58
This is great.
S01 • E12 Do you realize that you almost ruined my life? - Orange Is the New Black 00:26
Do you realize that you almost ruined my life?
S01 • E13 I don't wanna talk. - Orange Is the New Black 00:13
I don't wanna talk.
S01 • E08 I mean, what exactly were you two doing? - Orange Is the New Black 00:43
I mean, what exactly were you two doing?
S01 • E02 What is that? - Orange Is the New Black 00:26
What is that?
S01 • E04 I had grand plans. - Orange Is the New Black 00:13
I had grand plans.
S01 • E13 I want you to feel the same pain on your body as you have made me feel in my heart. - Orange Is the New Black 00:11
I want you to feel the same pain on your body as you have...
S06 • E02 [sighs] - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
[sighs]
S06 • E05 Good afternoon. My name is Suzanne. What's your name? - Orange Is the New Black 00:22
Good afternoon. My name is Suzanne. What's your name?
S01 • E11 My aunt just called up. - Orange Is the New Black 00:18
My aunt just called up.
S01 • E09 Oh, my God. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
Oh, my God.
S01 • E10 Listen, I told you not to come in here. - Orange Is the New Black 00:45
Listen, I told you not to come in here.
S01 • E12 Well, I've always thought that agnostic was sort of a cop-out. - Orange Is the New Black 00:46
Well, I've always thought that agnostic was sort of a...
S06 • E02 [Gloria] This is the chapel? - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
[Gloria] This is the chapel?