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Orange Is the New Black

Can't believe I'm doing this. You don't have to

Can't believe I'm doing this. You don't have to

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Can't believe I'm doing this
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You don't have to
Available in 7 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:37
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
S01 • E04 If your memory is jogged, you all know where my office is. - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
If your memory is jogged, you all know where my office is.
S01 • E02 Tell me that you're not watching Mad Men: What? - Orange Is the New Black 00:33
Tell me that you're not watching Mad Men: What?
S01 • E01 Watch out for that one. - Orange Is the New Black 00:37
Watch out for that one.
S01 • E03 Okay. That is much better. I can't zip it, but you get the idea. - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
Okay. That is much better. I can't zip it, but you get...
S01 • E10 I'm Piper. - Orange Is the New Black 00:46
I'm Piper.
S01 • E04 Yep, they're good. - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
Yep, they're good.
S01 • E09 You listen to me, you crazy cunt! - Orange Is the New Black 00:38
You listen to me, you crazy cunt!
S01 • E03 Holy shit. - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
Holy shit.
S01 • E13 Here. Just get whoever it is something nice. It's good karma. Sometimes that shit comes back around. - Orange Is the New Black 00:10
Here. Just get whoever it is something nice. It's good...
S01 • E05 Hey. I thought that we might get masks, too? - Orange Is the New Black 00:54
Hey. I thought that we might get masks, too?
S01 • E08 Nicky! Nicky, no! No! Please. Please! Please, don't go! Stop. Wait! Damn. Está bien, okay? Come on, - Orange Is the New Black 00:54
Nicky! Nicky, no! No! Please. Please! Please, don't go!...
S01 • E03 Please keep it. - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
Please keep it.
S01 • E06 Oh, gosh! - Orange Is the New Black 00:14
Oh, gosh!
S01 • E01 Wait, I think I got it. - Orange Is the New Black 00:23
Wait, I think I got it.
S01 • E03 Just please keep your penis. - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
Just please keep your penis.
S06 • E02 Hurry up, Hoefler. I don't want any more problems with you. - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
Hurry up, Hoefler. I don't want any more problems with ...
S01 • E06 You bringing in cell phones, too? - Orange Is the New Black 00:23
You bringing in cell phones, too?
S01 • E03 No? Where would I go? I mean, this is my family. - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
No? Where would I go? I mean, this is my family.
S01 • E01 -She's right. - Orange Is the New Black 00:58
-She's right.
S01 • E03 I got this for you. - Orange Is the New Black 00:16
I got this for you.