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Orange Is the New Black

Christ. Freckle guy in Adminis really into Photoshop. Useful. Are you back on carbs? My...

Christ. Freckle guy in Adminis really into Photoshop. Useful. Are you back on carbs? My gut's all fucked up from my cheat day,so I'm sticking to soft foods. Got some Go-Gurt in the fridge for lunch. Watermelon Meltdown flavor, so... Fig's on the warpath. Might want to hide out in your office today

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Christ
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Freckle guy in Admin is really into Photoshop
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Useful
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Are you back on carbs
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My gut's all fucked up from my cheat day so I'm sticking to soft foods
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Got some Go Gurt in the fridge for lunch
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Watermelon Meltdown flavor so
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Fig's on the warpath
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Might want to hide out in your office today
Available in 6 languages
Duration
28 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:38
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
S01 • E07 Twenty-six, 27, 28, 29, 30! - Orange Is the New Black 00:47
Twenty-six, 27, 28, 29, 30!
S01 • E08 I look like Michael Jackson. - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
I look like Michael Jackson.
S01 • E13 Dashin ' through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O 'er the fields we go Laughin ' all the way Go, tell it on the mountain Over the hills and everywhere Go. - Orange Is the New Black 00:24
Dashin ' through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O...
S01 • E06 Between the Baptists and the addicts, I can't find a peaceful place to meditate on love and acceptance, which my Buddhist faith requires. - Orange Is the New Black 00:25
Between the Baptists and the addicts, I can't find a...
S01 • E01 So, there's an entire pig in there? - Orange Is the New Black 00:32
So, there's an entire pig in there?
S03 • E01 You can see for yourself she ain't right in the head - Orange Is the New Black 00:24
You can see for yourself she ain't right in the head
S01 • E09 -I get it. - Orange Is the New Black 00:55
-I get it.
S01 • E02 Why? Why isn't this the Radisson? Why do you need to be moved? Did someone try to engage with you se - Orange Is the New Black 00:13
Why? Why isn't this the Radisson? Why do you need to be...
S01 • E08 Well, if it isn't Litchfield's biggest celebrity. - Orange Is the New Black 00:42
Well, if it isn't Litchfield's biggest celebrity.
S01 • E12 You're a mean person. - Orange Is the New Black 00:33
You're a mean person.
S01 • E07 Hey, get over here. - Orange Is the New Black 00:15
Hey, get over here.
S06 • E02 [Black Cindy] Hey. Where y'all take Suzanne? - Orange Is the New Black 00:18
[Black Cindy] Hey. Where y'all take Suzanne?
S03 • E06 Oh... - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
Oh...
S01 • E13 Merry Christmas. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
Merry Christmas.
S01 • E05 Come closer! - Orange Is the New Black 00:19
Come closer!
S01 • E01 How the fuck are you going to jail tomorrow? - Orange Is the New Black 00:41
How the fuck are you going to jail tomorrow?
S01 • E06 Mr. Healy, them cracker meth-head bitches won't let us change the channel. And it's our turn! I can' - Orange Is the New Black 00:48
Mr. Healy, them cracker meth-head bitches won't let us...
S01 • E11 Hi. Larry Bloom. I'm here for Urban Tales. Great. You can have a seat. Maury's not quite ready for y - Orange Is the New Black 00:14
Hi. Larry Bloom. I'm here for Urban Tales. Great. You...
S06 • E08 Inside the brace. - Orange Is the New Black 00:20
Inside the brace.
S01 • E13 Watch out, old Jesus is back! - Orange Is the New Black 00:18
Watch out, old Jesus is back!