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Crystal is in love with her pastor

Orange Is the New Black

Crystal is in love with her pastor. I'm not surprised. A lot of women lust after their...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E09 • 2013

Crystal is in love with her pastor. I'm not surprised. A lot of women lust after their pastors,it's very common. And pastors can do that.Priests have to learn to bounce their eyes. What's that? You never stay focused on a memberof the opposite sex for too long. That's how I watchevery Russell Crowe movie

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Crystal is in love with her pastor

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I'm not surprised

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A lot of women lust after their pastors it's very common

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And pastors can do that Priests have to learn to bounce their eyes

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What's that

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You never stay focused on a member of the opposite sex for too long

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That's how I watch every Russell Crowe movie

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كرستل واقعة في الحب مع قس ها

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لست بمتفاجئة

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كثير من النساء يهوين قساوستهم الامر شائع جدا

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القساوسة يستطيعون فعل ذلك أما الرهبان فيجب عليهم تعل م الإشاحة بنظرهم

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وما ذلك

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لا تبقى أبدا م رك ز على فرد من الجنس المقابل أطول من اللازم

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هكذا شاهدت جميع أفلام روسل كرو

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Crystal est amoureuse de son pasteur

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Ah

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Je ne suis pas surprise

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Beaucoup de femmes désirent leurs pasteurs c'est courant

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Les pasteurs y sont autorisé Les prêtres doivent apprendre à se retenir

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Hum c'est quoi ça

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Tu ne restes jamais concentré sur un membre du sexe opposé trop longtemps

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C'est comme ça que je regarde tous les films de Russel Crowe

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Crystal ist in ihren Pastor verliebt

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Das überrascht mich nicht

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Viele Frauen sind scharf auf ihren Pastor das ist weit verbreitet

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Pastoren können das auslösen

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Priester müssen lernen ihre Augen hüpfen zu lassen

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Was soll das sein

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Man schaut nie zu lang auf jemanden der dem anderen Geschlecht angehört

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So sehe ich mir die Filme mit Russell Crowe an

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Кристэл влюблена в своего пастора

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ах

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Я не удивлена

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Многие женщины жаждят своего пастора это очень распространено

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И пасторы могут сделать это Священники должны учиться заставлять глаза отвернуться

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Э что это

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ты никогда не остаешься сосредоточенной на человеке противоположного пола слишком долго

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это так же как я смотрю каждый раз кино Рассела Кроу

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Смеется

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Crystal está enamorada de su pastor

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No me sorprende

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Un montón de mujeres desean sus pastores es muy común

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Y los pastores pueden hacerlo Los curas tienen que aprender a apartar los ojos

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Qué es eso

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Nunca te centras en un miembro del sexo opuesto por mucho tiempo

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Así es como veo todas las películas de Russell Crowe

Available in 6 languages

Duration

27 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:44:12

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

9

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.