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Dad, please

Orange Is the New Black

Dad, please. I know you don't like Piper,but I'm asking you to help me. Who said I don't...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E05 • 2013

Dad, please. I know you don't like Piper,but I'm asking you to help me. Who said I don't like her? I like her.She's the nicest felon you've ever dated. Stop. I just think she's a bit wispy. I thought you'd end upwith someone more substantial. Are you talking about her moral characteror the size of her breasts? Please. I'm an ass man. He's an ass man. You asked about her girlfriend? Ex-girlfriend. I have looked over the indictment. And? It states that, unequivocally,Alex Vause gave her name

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Dad please I know you don't like Piper but I'm asking you to help me

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Who said I don't like her

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I like her She's the nicest felon you've ever dated

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Stop

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I just think she's a bit wispy

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I thought you'd end up with someone more substantial

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Are you talking about her moral character or the size of her breasts

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Please I'm an ass man

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He's an ass man

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You asked about her girlfriend

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Ex girlfriend

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I have looked over the indictment

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And

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It states that unequivocally Alex Vause gave her name

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أبى من فضلك أعلم أنك لاتحب بايبر ولكن أطلب منك أن تساعدنى

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من قال انى لا احبها

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أنا احبها فهى ألطف مجرمه واعدتها فى حياتك

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توقف

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اعتقد انها هزيله نحيفه قليلا

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لقد أعتقدت أنك ستتزوج بامراه اكثر قوه

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هل انت تتحدث عن شخصيتها الاخلاقيه ام حجم اثدائها

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من فضلك أنا رجل اهتم بالمؤخرات

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انه رجل المؤخراات

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أنت كنت تسأل عن صديقتها

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صديقتها السابقه

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لقد بحثت فى لائحة الاتهام

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و

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و تنص بشكل لا لبس فيه بأن أليكس أبلغت عنها

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Papa je t'en prie Je sais que tu n'aimes pas Piper mais je te le demande

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Qui a dit que je ne l'aime pas

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Je l'aime bien Elle est la plus belle criminelle que tu ai fréquenté

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Arrête

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Je pense juste qu'elle est un peu légère

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J avais pensé que tu finirais avec quelqu'un de plus important

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Est ce que tu parles de sa morale ou de son tour de poitrine

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Je t'en prie Je préfère leurs derrières

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Il préfère leur derrière

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Tu as demandé pour sa petite amie

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Ex petite amie

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J'ai regardé sur l'acte d'accusation

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Et alors

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Il déclare que sans équivoque Alex Vause a donné son nom

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Dad bitte

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Ich weiß du magst Piper nicht dann hilf eben mir

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Wer sagt dass ich sie nicht mag

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Sie ist die netteste Kriminelle die du je hattest

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Hör auf

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Ich finde sie eben etwas zart gebaut

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Ich dachte du bräuchtest jemanden mit mehr Substanz

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Meinst du ihren Charakter oder die Größe ihrer Brüste

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Bitte Ich stehe auf Ärsche

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Er steht auf Ärsche

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Du hast nach ihrer Freundin gefragt

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Exfreundin

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Ich habe mir die Klageschrift angesehen

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Und

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Daraus geht klar hervor dass Alex Vause sie genannt hat

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Yah tolong Aku tahu kau tidak suka Piper tapi aku minta bantuanmu

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Kata siapa aku tidak suka dia

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Aku suka dia Dia napi paling baik yang pernah kau pacari

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Hentikan

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Aku hanya menganggap dia sedikit dangkal

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Aku kira kau akan bersama dengan seseorang yang lebih berisi

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Ayah sedang membicarakan karakternya atau ukuran dadanya

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Yang benar saja Aku lebih suka pantat

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Dia lebih suka pantat

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Kau bertanya tentang kekasihnya

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Mantan kekasih

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Aku sudah melihat dakwaan itu

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Dan

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Dinyatakan dengan tegas Alex Vause menyerahkan namanya

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Пап пожалуйста Знаю тебе не нравится Пайпер но я прошу тебе помочь

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Кто сказал что она мне не нравится

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Она мне нравится Она самая милая преступница с который ты встречался

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Стоп

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Я просто думаю что она слегка плоская

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Я думал в конечном итоге ты будешь с кем то более существенным

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Ты сейчас говоришь о ее моральности или размере груди

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Умоляю Я по части задниц

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Так и есть

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Ты спрашивал о ее подружке

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Бывшей

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Я взглянул в дело

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И

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Там сказано что Алекс Воуз однозначно сдала ее

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Papá por favor Sé que no te cae bien Piper pero te pido que me ayudes

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Quién dice que no me cae bien

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Me gusta Es la mejor criminal con la que has salido

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Para

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Solo digo que creo que es poca cosa

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Pienso que deberías acabar con alguien más sustancial

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Estamos hablando de su forma de ser o del tamaño de su pecho

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Por favor Soy un hombre obsesionado con los culos

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Es un hombre obsesionado con los culos

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Le has preguntado sobre su novia

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Ex novia

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Le he echado un ojo a la acusación

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Y

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Dice que inequívocamente Alex Vause la delató

Available in 7 languages

Duration

36 seconds

Views

12

Timestamp in Movie

00:34:59

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.