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Dayanara!

Orange Is the New Black

Dayanara! I unclogged the toilet. There was a Barbie in it. Eva? What? Barbie wanted to go...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E05 • 2013

Dayanara! I unclogged the toilet. There was a Barbie in it. Eva? What? Barbie wanted to go scuba diving! Mommy! Help me! Sucio! Get your caqui fingers off me.Dios mío! She's gonna hit me! You trying to hit your sister? She flushed a Barbie down the toilet! The Barbie Cesar bought you? You think Barbies grow on trees?You think toilets grow on trees? Huh? No. -What grows on trees?-Nothing. That's right!You need to look after them better. -How about you?-I got better things to do. Get them a pizza if they're hungry.I'm eating oysters, bitches. Whatever

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Dayanara I unclogged the toilet

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There was a Barbie in it

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Eva

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What Barbie wanted to go scuba diving

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Mommy Help me

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Sucio Get your caqui fingers off me Dios mío

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She's gonna hit me

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You trying to hit your sister

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She flushed a Barbie down the toilet

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The Barbie Cesar bought you

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You think Barbies grow on trees You think toilets grow on trees Huh

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No

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What grows on trees Nothing

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That's right You need to look after them better

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How about you I got better things to do

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Get them a pizza if they're hungry I'm eating oysters bitches

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Whatever

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دايانارا لقد قمت بتسليك المرحاض

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كان هناك دمية باربى فيه

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ايفا

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ماذا باربى ارادت ان تسبح

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أمى ساعدينى

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سوسيو ابعدى اصابعك عنى

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سوف تضربنى

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انت تحاولين ضرب اختك

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لقد قامت برمى باربى فى المرحاض

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باربى التى اشتراها لك سيزر

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هل تعتقدين ان باربى تنمو على الاشجار

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هل تعتقدين ان المراحيض تنمو على الاشجار

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لا

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ماذا ينمو على الاشجار لاشئ

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هذا صحيح عليك الاعتناء بهم بشكل افضل

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ماذا عنك

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لدى اشياء افضل لفعلها

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احضرى لهم بيتزا عندما يصبحوا جائعين و انا سأأكل المحار ايتها الساقطات

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أيا يكن

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Dayanara J'ai débouché les toilettes

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Il y avait une Barbie en elle

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Eva

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Quoi Barbie veut faire de la plongée sous marine

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Aïe maman Aidez moi Aah

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Sale Enlève tes sales doigts de moi Mon Dieu

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Elle va me frapper

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tu essaye de frapper ta sœur

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Elle a jeté une barbie au fond des toilettes

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La Barbie que Cesar t'as achetée

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Tu penses que les barbies poussent sur les arbres

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Tu penses que les les toilettes poussent sur les arbres Hein

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Non

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Qu'est ce qui pousse sur les arbres Rien

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C'est exact Tu dois mieux les surveiller

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Et toi

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J'ai mieux à faire

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Prend leur une pizza s'ils ont faim Je vais manger des huitres pétasses

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Peu importe

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Dayanara das Klo ist wieder frei Da war eine Barbie drin

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Eva

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Was denn Barbie wollte Tiefseetauchen

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Mami Hilf mir

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Sucio Nimm deine Finger weg Dios mío

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Sie will mich verhauen

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Du willst deine Schwester schlagen

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Sie hat eine Barbie das Klo runtergespült

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Die Barbie die Cesar dir gekauft hat

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Glaubst du Barbies wachsen auf Bäumen

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Glaubst du Klos wachsen auf Bäumen

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Nein

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Was wächst auf Bäumen Nichts

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Richtig

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Du musst besser auf sie aufpassen

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Du etwa nicht Ich habe Besseres zu tun

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Hol eine Pizza wenn sie Hunger haben

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Ich esse Austern ihr Schlampen

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Ist mir doch egal

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Dayanara Aku membuka sumbat toilet

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Ada boneka Barbie didalamnya

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Eva

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Barbie ingin pergi menyelam

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Ow Mami Tolong

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Sucio Jangan sentuh aku Oh Tuhan

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Dia mau memukulku

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Kau mau memukul adikmu

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Dia masukkan Barbie ke dalam toilet

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Barbie yang dibelikan Cesar untukmu

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Kau kira Barbie tumbuh di pohon

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Kau kira toilet tumbuh di pohon Ha

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Tidak

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Apa yang tumbuh di pohon Tidak ada

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Benar Kau harus awasi mereka lebih baik lagi

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Kenapa tidak kamu

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Aku punya kerjaan lain yang lebih penting

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Belikan pizza jika mereka lapar Aku mau makan tiram bitches

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Terserahlah

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Дайнара Я прочистила туалет

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Там была Барби

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Ева

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Что Барби хотела отправиться в подводное плавание

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О мамочка Помоги мне Ааа

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Грязь Убери свои руки от меня Господи

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Она собиралась ударить меня

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Ты пыталась ударить свою сестру

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Она спустила Барби в унитаз

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Барби которую купил тебе Сезар

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Ты думаешь Барби на деревьях растут

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Ты думаешь унитазы растут на деревьях А

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Нет

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Что растет на деревьях Ничего

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Правильно Тебе нужно лучше за ними присматривать

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А что насчет тебя

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У меня есть дела поважнее

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Накорми их пиццей если они проголодаются Я ем устриц сучки

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Как знаешь

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Dayanara He desatascado el retrete

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Había una Barbie

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Eva

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Qué La Barbie quería zambullirse

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Mamá Ayúdame

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Aleja tus sucias manos de mí

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Va a pegarme

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Estás intentado pegar a tu hermana

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Ha tirado una Barbie por el váter

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La Barbie que te regaló Cesar

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Crees que las Barbies crecen en los árboles

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Piensas que los retretes crecen en los árboles

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No

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Qué crece en los árboles Nada

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Exacto Tienes que cuidarlas mejor

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Y tú qué

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Tengo mejores cosas que hacer

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Compra pizza si les da hambre Yo voy a comer ostras zorras

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Lo que sea

Available in 7 languages

Duration

49 seconds

Views

17

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:43

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.