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Orange Is the New Black

Did you make this? It's my second attempt.I spelled it wrong the first time. And they say...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E09 • 2013

Did you make this? It's my second attempt.I spelled it wrong the first time. And they say you went to college. God, I hate seeing people go.It reminds me how much time I have left. Yeah. But think of the story that you'll have. That is my line. I know it is.You always trot it out in times of suckiness. Yeah. Like that stomach virus I had in Java. It was a great fucking story. The whole village came outto watch you poop

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Did you make this

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It's my second attempt I spelled it wrong the first time

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And they say you went to college

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God I hate seeing people go It reminds me how much time I have left

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Yeah

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But think of the story that you'll have

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That is my line

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I know it is You always trot it out in times of suckiness

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Yeah

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Like that stomach virus I had in Java

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It was a great fucking story

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The whole village came out to watch you poop

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هل أنت صنعتها

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نعم

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إنها محاولتي الثانية كتبتها خطأ في المرة الاولى

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ويقولون بأنك ذهبت الى الجامعة

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ياإلهي كم أكره رؤية الناس يخرجون ذلك يذكرني بكم بقي لي من م ـد ة

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نعم

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ولكن فك ري في الحكاية التي ستعيشين

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هذه مقولتي

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أعرف دائما ماتردديها في أوقات الكآبة

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نعم

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مثل فيروس المعدة ذاك الذي أصابني في جافا

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آه نعم كانت حكاية رائعة فعلا

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كل القرية أتت لرؤيتك تتبر زين

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As tu fais ça

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Mmm hmm

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C'est mon deuxième essai J'ai mal orthographié la première fois

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Et ils disent que tu es allée à la fac

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Je déteste voir les gens partir Ca me rappelle combien de temps il me reste

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Yeah

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Mais pense à l'histoire que tu aura

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C'est ma ligne

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Je sais que ça l'est Tu répètes toujours la même chose en temps de poisse

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Yeah

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Comme ce virus à l'estomac que j'avais eu à Java

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Oh c'était une p de bonne histoire

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Le village entier est venu pour regarder ton caca

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Hast du das gemacht

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Mein zweiter Versuch Zuerst schrieb ich es falsch

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Wir werden dich vermissen Taystee

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Und du sollst auf dem College gewesen sein

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Gott ich hasse es wenn Leute gehen

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Ich merke dann wie lange ich noch habe Ja

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Aber denk mal an die Story die du hast

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Das ist mein Spruch

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Ich weiß

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Den bringst du immer wenn was scheiße läuft

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Ja

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Wie bei der Darmgrippe die ich auf Java hatte

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Das war eine echt geile Story

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Das ganze Dorf kam um dich kacken zu sehen

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Это ты сделала

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Ммм

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Это моя вторая попытка В первый раз я неправильно написала

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Алекс смеется

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А они ещё говорят что ты ходила в колледж

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Смеется

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Боже не могу смотреть как люди уходят Это напоминает сколько еще мне самой осталось сидеть

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Да

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Зато тебе будет что рассказать

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Это моя реплика

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Знаю Ты всегда так говорила когда мы вляпывались в дерьмо

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Да

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Как когда я подцепила эту желудочную инфекцию на Яве

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О это была чертовски хорошая история

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Вся деревня сбежалась посмотреть как тебя несет

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Tú hiciste esto

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Es mi segundo intento Lo deletreé mal la primera vez

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Y dicen que fuiste a la universidad

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Dios odio ver a la gente irse Me recuerda cuánto tiempo me queda

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Sí

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Pero piensa en la historia que tendrás

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Esa es mi frase

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Sé que lo es Siempre la sueltas en los malos momentos

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Sí

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Como ese virus estomacal que tuve en Java

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Esa fue una jodida gran historia

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El pueblo entero salió para verte cagar

Available in 6 languages

Duration

35 seconds

Views

10

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:35

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

9

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.