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Did you see this coming?

Orange Is the New Black

Did you see this coming? With Piper? No, no, not jail, but something, yeah. She wants to...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E03 • 2013

Did you see this coming? With Piper? No, no, not jail, but something, yeah. She wants to feel like she's different. Likes the whole "I'm risky" thing. My sister's a complicated cat. So I'm learning. Not like my parents ever saw it. Between "Perfect Piper"and "Doctor Danny," they met their quality parenting quota. But, like, I was free to smoke a bowland fuck off for the rest of my life with nobody ever bothering me. Now, my mom's talking aboutcoming up here to visit, putting me in the Christmas letter. Suddenly I'm "Creative Cal." It's fucked up

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Did you see this coming

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With Piper

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No no not jail but something yeah

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She wants to feel like she's different

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Likes the whole I'm risky thing

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My sister's a complicated cat

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So I'm learning

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Not like my parents ever saw it

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Between Perfect Piper and Doctor Danny

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they met their quality parenting quota

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But like I was free to smoke a bowl and fuck off for the rest of my life

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with nobody ever bothering me

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Now my mom's talking about coming up here to visit

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putting me in the Christmas letter

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Suddenly I'm Creative Cal

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It's fucked up

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أتوقعت حدوث هذا

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لـ بايبر

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كلا كلا ليس السجن ولكن شيئا ما

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انها تريد الشعور بأنها مختلفة

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تحب اخذ كل شيء بمخاطرة

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أختي مجرد قطة معقدة

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اذا انا اتعلم

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ليس وكأن والداي قد شعرا بها

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بين بايبر المثالية و الطبيب داني

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لكنهما يجنيان زرعهما الآن

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لكنني كنت حرا لأن أشرب واعاشر النساء لبيقة حياتي

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ولا أحد ينتقدني لذلك

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والآن أمي تتحدث عن زيارتي هنا

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وتريد وضعي في بطاقة الكريسمس الآن

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وفجأه أصبحت كول المحبوب

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انها فوضى عارمة

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Tu t'attendais à ça Pour Piper

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Non pas la prison mais quelque chose

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Elle veut se sentir différente

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Elle aime prendre des risques

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Ma sœur est compliquée

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Je vois ça

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Mes parents n'ont jamais vu ça

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Avec Piper Parfaite et Docteur Danny

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ils avaient atteint leur quota de bons parents

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Je pouvais fumer du hash et disparaître pour le restant de mes jours

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sans que personne ne me dérange

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Maintenant ma mère veut venir me rendre visite ici

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elle m'a invité pour Noël

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Soudain je suis Cal le Créatif

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C'est dément

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Hast du das kommen sehen

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Mit Piper

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Nein nicht den Knast Aber irgend so was schon

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Sie möchte sich gerne als was Besonderes fühlen

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Sie mag dieses Ich lebe gefährlich Ding

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Meine Schwester ist ziemlich kompliziert

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Das kapiere ich auch gerade

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Meine Eltern haben das ja nie so gesehen

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Mit Perfekte Piper und Doktor Danny

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hatten sie ihr elterliches Qualitätssoll erfüllt

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Ich konnte hier früher schön was wegkiffen

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und mein Leben leben niemanden hat es gejuckt

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Jetzt redet meine Mutter davon dass sie mich besuchen will

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Sie erzählt in ihrer Weihnachtspost von mir

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Auf einmal bin ich ihr Kreativer Cal

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Total idiotisch

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Apa kau sudah mengira hal ini

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Maksudmu Piper

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Ya sudah kuduga tapi bukan penjara

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Dia ingin merasa dirinya berbeda

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Melakukan hal hal berisiko

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Adikku adalah kucing yang rumit

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Aku sudah belajar

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Bukannya orangtuaku tak pernah menyangka hal ini

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Antara Piper yang sempurna dan Dokter Danny

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mereka anggap sudah berhasil jadi orangtua

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Jadi aku bebas untuk merokok dan menyingkir seumur hidupku

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tanpa ada yang merecoki

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Tapi sekarang ibuku bilang akan datang berkunjung

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mengirimku kartu natal

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Tiba tiba aku jadi Cal yang kreatif

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Ты думал что так будет

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С Пайпер

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Нет нет не с тюрьмой но а так да

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Она хочет чувствовать себя другой

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Как будто она такая вся из себя крутая девчонка

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Моя сестра всегда была сложной натурой

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Так что я учусь

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Как родители этого не замечали

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Между Идеальной Пайпер и Доктором Дэнни

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они прекрасно справляются со своими родительскими обязанностями

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Но мне всегда больше нравилось курить травку и чтобы при этом никто

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не доебывался до меня

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Теперь мать вечно зовет меня в гости

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отправляет открытки на Рождество

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Неожиданно я стал Творческим Коллом

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Заебало

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Lo veías venir

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Con Piper

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No no no la cárcel pero algo sí

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Ella quiere sentir que es diferente

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Todo lo de me arriesgo

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Mi hermana es una gata complicada

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Así que estoy aprendiendo

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No como mis padres siempre lo vieron

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Entre la Piper perfecta y el doctor Danny

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alcanzaron su cuota de ser buenos padres

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Pero yo era libre para fumar y tirarme el resto de la vida

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sin nadie molestándome

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Ahora mi madre está hablando de venir aquí a visitarme

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incluirme en la postal navideña

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De repente soy Cal el creativo

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Está jodido

Available in 7 languages

Duration

52 seconds

Views

8

Timestamp in Movie

00:40:49

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

3

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.