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Orange Is the New Black

Don't crowd, and do not,under any circumstances, sneeze on me. I will write you up if you...

Don't crowd, and do not,under any circumstances, sneeze on me. I will write you up if you sneeze, or if you, in any way,get me moist with your fluids. Please, step back,there's plenty for everyone till we run out. Okay, I need to make sureyou swallowed that. Thank you

Full Transcript

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I will write you up if you sneeze
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or if you in any way get me moist with your fluids
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Please step back there's plenty for everyone
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till we run out
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Okay I need to make sure you swallowed that
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Thank you
Available in 6 languages
Duration
23 seconds
Views
12
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:24
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
S01 • E05 "In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. - Orange Is the New Black 00:27
"In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to...
S01 • E07 The President doesn 't care about the Hispanic plight. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
The President doesn 't care about the Hispanic plight.
S06 • E12 Come on, already. Do something. - Orange Is the New Black 00:11
Come on, already. Do something.
S01 • E04 And now what? - Orange Is the New Black 00:54
And now what?
S01 • E13 Thank you so much. - Orange Is the New Black 00:29
Thank you so much.
S01 • E02 I come here to buy a boat, not become some goddamn pirate. - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
I come here to buy a boat, not become some goddamn pirate.
S06 • E10 [snorting] - Orange Is the New Black 00:11
[snorting]
S01 • E02 Please don't drop that. - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
Please don't drop that.
S01 • E08 I got mad control over my epiglottis. - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
I got mad control over my epiglottis.
S01 • E07 Wel l, you d id n't miss much, if it makes you feel any better. - Orange Is the New Black 00:43
Wel l, you d id n't miss much, if it makes you feel any...
S01 • E11 This shit better be spotless when I get back. - Orange Is the New Black 00:05
This shit better be spotless when I get back.
S01 • E13 This is a duck. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
This is a duck.
S01 • E02 Go meet his wife. - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
Go meet his wife.
S01 • E13 This is a goose. - Orange Is the New Black 00:21
This is a goose.
S01 • E05 You d id n't eat breakfast. - Orange Is the New Black 00:27
You d id n't eat breakfast.
S01 • E06 I will get to the bottom of this, ma'am. - Orange Is the New Black 00:14
I will get to the bottom of this, ma'am.
S01 • E03 So I say to her, "You're the third pregnant girl I've rescued this month." She goes, "But, I'm not pregnant!" And I go, "You're not rescued yet!" Hey, Burset, where the fuck you going? - Orange Is the New Black 00:20
So I say to her, "You're the third pregnant girl...
S03 • E11 See you next Tuesday - Orange Is the New Black 00:11
See you next Tuesday
S01 • E02 That's disgusting. - Orange Is the New Black 00:50
That's disgusting.
S01 • E08 Here. Trust me. Have you been out there? - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
Here. Trust me. Have you been out there?