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Hey. Look at you, waking up for crack of dawn I-told-you-so. That's dedication. I have to pee. But a

Orange Is the New Black

Hey. Look at you, waking up forcrack of dawn I-told-you-so. That's dedication. I have to...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E12 • 2013

Hey. Look at you, waking up forcrack of dawn I-told-you-so. That's dedication. I have to pee. But as long as I'm here, how's thatspontaneous confession treating you? Shittier than I thought, which is impressive,considering I'm literally scrubbing toilets. You're sucking all of the joy out of my gloat. You gonna tell me what happenedwith the fiancé? You know, I accused him of feeding on my misfortunewith the sensitivity of a vampire squid, and then he accused me of betraying him ina disgusting, yet totally predictable manner. So, we're in a good place. I'm sorry, Pipes. And that was before he told methat his father, AKA my lawyer, looked at the records and found out that it was youwho ratted me out to the Feds

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Hey

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Look at you waking up for crack of dawn I told you so

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That's dedication

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I have to pee

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But as long as I'm here how's that spontaneous confession treating you

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Shittier than I thought which is impressive considering I'm literally scrubbing toilets

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You're sucking all of the joy out of my gloat

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You gonna tell me what happened with the fiancé

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You know

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I accused him of feeding on my misfortune with the sensitivity of a vampire squid

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and then he accused me of betraying him in a disgusting yet totally predictable manner

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So we're in a good place

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I'm sorry Pipes

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And that was before he told me that his father

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AKA my lawyer looked at the records

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and found out that it was you who ratted me out to the Feds

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مرحبا

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انظري إليك

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تستيقظين من الفجر حتى تقولي لي قلت لك

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هذه مثابرة

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أريد التبو ل

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ولكن بما إني هنا

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كيف حالك مع الإعتراف العفوي بالذنب

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أوسخ مما توقعت والذي مدهش بالمناسبة

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آخذين في الاعتبار أنني حرفيا أشطف المراحيض

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إنك تفسدين متعتي في الشماتة

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هل ستقولين لي مالذي حدث مع خطيبك

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آها تعرفين

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إتهمته بأنه ينتفع من مأساتي

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بإحساس بارد وكأنه مصاص دماء

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وبعدها إتهمني هو بخيانته

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بطريقة مقززة ولكن أيضا متوقعة

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لذا نحن في وضع جيد

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آسفة يابايبز

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وهذا كان قبل أن يخبرني بأن أبوه

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والذي هو محامي أيضا بحث في السجل ات

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و وجد بأنه أنتي من بل غ عني لدى مكتب التحقيقات الفدرالي

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Hé

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Regarde toi

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tu te réveilles à l'aube

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Ça c'est du dévouement

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Je dois pisser

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Mais tant que je suis là

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qu'est ce que ça fait de s'être confessée spontanément

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C'est encore plus merdique que ce que je pensais ce qui est impressionnant

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lorsqu'on considère que je suis en train de récurer les toilettes

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Tu retires toute la joie de ma jubilation

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Tu vas me dire ce qu'il s'est passé avec le fiancé

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Oh tu sais

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Je l'ai accusé de se nourrir de mon malheur

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comme un vampire des abysses

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puis il m'a accusé de l'avoir trahi

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d'une manière injuste mais totalement prévisible

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Donc nous sommes bien ensemble

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Je suis désolée Pipes

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Et c'était avant qu'il me dise que son père

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dixit mon avocat avait regardé les enregistrements

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et découvert que c'était toi qui m'avait balancé aux agents fédéraux

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Hey

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Sieh mal einer an

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wach vor Morgengrauen für ein Ich hab's dir gesagt

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Das ist Einsatz

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Ich muss pinkeln

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Aber wo ich schon mal hier bin wie geht's dir nach der Spontanbeichte

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Beschissener als ich dachte

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und das will was heißen immerhin schrubbe ich grad Klos

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Du verdirbst mir meine ganze Schadenfreude

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Erzählst du mir was mit dem Verlobten ist

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Weißt du Ich habe ihn

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beschuldigt mein Elend für sein eigenes Fortkommen zu nutzen

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und dann hat er mich beschuldigt

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ihn auf widerliche aber vorhersehbare Weise betrogen zu haben

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Wir stehen also beide super da

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Das tut mir leid Pipes

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Und das war bevor er mir gesagt hat dass sein Vater

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mein Anwalt in die Akten geschaut

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und herausgefunden hat

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dass doch du es warst die mich in die Pfanne gehauen hat

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Эй

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Посмотри на себя

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встала с утра пораньше как и говорила

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Вот это самоотверженность

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Мне нужно в туалет

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Но пока я здесь

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как эта эм спонтанная исповедь влияет на тебя

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Даже дерьмовее чем я думала что впечатляет

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учитывая что я буквально вымывала туалеты

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Ты лишаешь мое злорадство всякого наслаждения

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Ты расскажешь мне что произошло с женихом

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Ох ты знаешь

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Я обвинила его в извлечении прибыли на моем несчастье

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с чуткостью кальмара вампира

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а затем он обвинил меня в предательстве

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в отвратительной но все же вполне предсказуемой манере

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Так что мы бодрячком

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Мне жаль Пайп

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И это было до того как он сказал мне что его отец

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так же известный как мой адвокат просмотрел записи

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и узнал что именно ты сдала меня Федералам

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Oye

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Mírate

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Madrugando para un ya te lo dije mañanero

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Eso es dedicación

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Tengo que orinar

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Pero ya que estoy aquí

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cómo te está tratando esa confesión espontanea

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Peor de lo que pensé lo que es impresionante

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considerando que todavía estoy limpiando retretes

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Haces que no tenga gracia regodearse

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Vas a decirme qué ha pasado con tu prometido

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Oh ya sabes

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lo acusé de alimentarse de mi desgracia

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con la sensibilidad de un calamar vampiro

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y entonces él me acusó a mí de traicionarlo

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de una forma asquerosa pero totalmente predecible

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Así que estamos en un buen lugar

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Lo siento Pipes

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Y eso fue antes de que me dijera que su padre

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también conocido como mi abogado mirara en los archivos

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y averiguara que fuiste tú la que me delató a los federales

Available in 6 languages

Duration

61 seconds

Views

11

Timestamp in Movie

00:04:16

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

12

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.