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Orange Is the New Black

Hey, you, Laura Ingalls Wilder. We're escaping America beforethe apocalypse. Wanna come?...

Hey, you, Laura Ingalls Wilder. We're escaping America beforethe apocalypse. Wanna come? Sorry? What can I get for you? Hi, I was wondering if you're hiring? No, I'm sorry. Well, can I leave this with you? Honestly, it's just gonna end upin a drawer somewhere, so... Okay. Well

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Hey you Laura Ingalls Wilder
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We're escaping America before the apocalypse Wanna come
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Sorry
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What can I get for you
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Hi I was wondering if you're hiring
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No I'm sorry
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Well can I leave this with you
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Honestly it's just gonna end up in a drawer somewhere so
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Okay
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Well
Available in 7 languages
Duration
27 seconds
Views
11
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:44
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
S01 • E13 I guess next time we're gonna get more creative. - Orange Is the New Black 00:11
I guess next time we're gonna get more creative.
S01 • E02 Don't be so sad. - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
Don't be so sad.
S01 • E08 Glad you're making new friends, Chapman. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
Glad you're making new friends, Chapman.
S01 • E11 What? I am so sorry about your mom. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
What? I am so sorry about your mom.
S01 • E12 Dear Jesus... - Orange Is the New Black 00:13
Dear Jesus...
S01 • E11 But this doesn't change anything. - Orange Is the New Black 00:23
But this doesn't change anything.
S01 • E08 Chapman. - Orange Is the New Black 00:13
Chapman.
S01 • E10 What's up? - Orange Is the New Black 00:35
What's up?
S01 • E01 Okay, go sit there. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
Okay, go sit there.
S01 • E12 Dear Mr. - Orange Is the New Black 00:19
Dear Mr.
S01 • E09 Well, that sounds like a plan. - Orange Is the New Black 00:32
Well, that sounds like a plan.
S01 • E03 Can I have a margarita then? - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
Can I have a margarita then?
S01 • E13 You okay? - Orange Is the New Black 00:25
You okay?
S01 • E08 Due to repairs, clean clothes can be picked up tomorrow. - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
Due to repairs, clean clothes can be picked up tomorrow.
S06 • E04 [Aleida sighs] - Orange Is the New Black 00:05
[Aleida sighs]
S01 • E01 Hi. It's okay if I sit here? Sure, newbie. I'm Jones. Chapman. You doing okay, Chapman? I don't real - Orange Is the New Black 00:23
Hi. It's okay if I sit here? Sure, newbie. I'm...
S01 • E11 Top drawer, underneath my T-shirts. - Orange Is the New Black 00:10
Top drawer, underneath my T-shirts.
S01 • E12 It's really easy to point fingers. - Orange Is the New Black 00:22
It's really easy to point fingers.
S01 • E02 Thank you, dead bitch. - Orange Is the New Black 00:15
Thank you, dead bitch.
S01 • E11 Please don't leave. - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
Please don't leave.