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How? I don't know

Orange Is the New Black

How? I don't know. You want me to shove 'em up my ass? Take 'em out in the bathroom? Then...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E03 • 2013

How? I don't know. You want me to shove 'em up my ass? Take 'em out in the bathroom? Then what? Put 'em in my mouth so I can kiss you?Have you lost your fucking mind? It's crazy, I know. You want me to get locked up, too?That's perfect. Yeah, Michael can go live with my mother,who won't speak to me anymore at all. But you? Well, you'll have your smooth skinand your lady curves, so it'll all be worth it. I shouldn't have asked. I'm sorry. I'm working two jobs,I'm trying to raise our son. You know they trying to seize the house? They can't do that. I never paid any of our billswith those stolen credit cards. I can't even show my facein church anymore. I'm sorry. How fucking selfish can you be? Crystal, if they take this away from me, this will all have been for nothing

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How

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I don't know

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You want me to shove 'em up my ass

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Take 'em out in the bathroom Then what

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Put 'em in my mouth so I can kiss you Have you lost your fucking mind

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It's crazy I know

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You want me to get locked up too That's perfect

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Yeah Michael can go live with my mother who won't speak to me anymore at all

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But you

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Well you'll have your smooth skin and your lady curves so it'll all be worth it

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I shouldn't have asked I'm sorry

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I'm working two jobs I'm trying to raise our son

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You know they trying to seize the house

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They can't do that

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I never paid any of our bills with those stolen credit cards

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I can't even show my face in church anymore

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I'm sorry

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How fucking selfish can you be

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Crystal if they take this away from me

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this will all have been for nothing

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كيف

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لا أعلم

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أتريدين ان أزج بهن في مؤخرتي

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وأخرجهم في دورة المياه وماذا بعدها

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أضعهم في فمي وبعدها أقبلك أفقدتي عقلك

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هذا جنون أعلم

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اتريدهم أن يسجنوني أيضا هذا ممتاز

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و مايكل يمكنه الذهاب والعيش مع والدتي التي لم تتحدث إلي على الاطلاق

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لكن أنت

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حسنا ستحصل على بشرتك الناعمة واعضائك النسائية لذا هذا يستحق العناء

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لم يجدر بي السؤال انا اسفة

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انا اعمل في وظيفتين انني احاول تربية ابننا

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أتعلم بأنهم يحاولون الإستيلاء على منزلنا

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لا يمكنه فعل ذلك

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لم ادفع ايا من فواتيرنا ببطاقات الإئتمان المسروقة تلك

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لا يمكنني اظهار وجهي في الكنيسة بعد الآن

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انا آسفة

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كيف لك أن تكون بهذه الأنانية

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كريستل ان حرموني من هذا

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كل هذ سيكون للاشيء

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Comment

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Je ne sais pas

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Je me les rentre dans le cul

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Je les sors à la salle de bains Ensuite

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Je les mets dans ma bouche pour t'embrasser Tu as perdu la tête

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C'est fou je sais

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Tu veux qu'on m'enferme aussi C'est parfait

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Michael ira vivre avec ma mère qui ne me parlera plus du tout

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Mais toi

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Tu auras ta peau douce et tes courbes alors ça en vaut la peine

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Je n'aurais pas dû te le demander Pardon

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J'ai deux emplois et j'essaie d'élever notre fils

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Ils veulent saisir la maison tu sais Ils ne peuvent pas faire ça

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Je n'ai payé aucune de nos factures avec les cartes de crédit volées

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Je ne peux même plus aller à l'église

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Je suis désolée Tu es tellement égoïste

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Crystal s'ils m'enlèvent ça

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tout ça n'aura servi à rien

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Wie

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Keine Ahnung

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Soll ich sie mir in den Arsch schieben

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Sie im Klo rausholen Und dann

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Sie mir in den Mund stecken und dich küssen

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Hast du den Verstand verloren

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Es ist bescheuert ich weiß

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Sollen sie mich auch einsperren Toll

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Dann kann Michael bei meiner Mutter leben die nicht mehr mit mir redet

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Und du

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Du hast deine glatte Haut und deine weiblichen Kurven

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Das ist es ja alles wert

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Entschuldige ich hätte nicht fragen sollen

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Ich habe zwei Jobs

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Ich versuche unseren Sohn großzuziehen

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Weißt du dass sie das Haus pfänden wollen

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Das können sie nicht

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Ich habe keine unserer Rechnungen mit den gestohlenen Kreditkarten bezahlt

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Ich kann mich nicht mal mehr in der Kirche sehen lassen

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Es tut mir leid

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Wie verflucht egoistisch kannst du eigentlich noch sein

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Crystal wenn die mir das wegnehmen

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Dann war alles umsonst

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Bagaimana

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Aku tidak tahu

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Kau mau aku memasukkannya ke pantat

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Mengeluarkannya di kamar mandi Lalu apa

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Menaruhnya di mulut lalu menciummu Apa kau sudah gila

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Memang gila aku tahu

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Kau ingin aku dipenjara juga Oh sempurna sekali

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Ya Michael bisa tinggal dengan ibuku yang tak pernah lagi bicara denganku

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Tapi kau

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Kau akan tetap memiliki kulit halus dan bentuk tubuh wanita

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Aku seharusnya tidak memintamu Maaf

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Aku punya 2 pekerjaan dan membesarkan putra kita

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Kau tahu mereka akan menyita rumah

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Mereka tak bisa lakukan itu

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Aku tak pernah bayar tagihan kita dengan kartu kredit curian

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Aku bahkan tak bisa lagi perlihatkan wajahku di gereja

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Maafkan aku

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Seberapa egois kau ini

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Crystal jika mereka ambil ini dariku

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maka semua ini tidak ada lagi gunanya

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Как

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Не знаю

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Хочешь чтобы я их в жопу засунула

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Достать в ванной а дальше что

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Положить в рот и поцеловать тебя Совсем ебанулась

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Безумие знаю

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Хочешь чтобы и меня посадили О отлично

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А Майкл будет жить с моей мамой которая со мной вообще не будет разговаривать

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А ты

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Ну у тебя будет гладкая кожа и бабские формы так что оно того стоит

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Не стоило тебя просить Извини

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Я работаю на двух работах Пытаюсь воспитать нашего сына

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Знала что они пытаются конфисковать дом

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Они могут так поступить

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Я никогда не оплачивала счета теми украденными кредитками

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Я даже в церкви не могу показаться

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Извини

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Какая же ты блять эгоистка

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Кристал если они заберут их у меня

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То все было напрасно

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Cómo

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No lo sé

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Quieres que me las meta en el culo

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Me las saco en el baño Luego qué

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Me las pongo en la boca al besarte Has perdido la puta cabeza

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Es de locos lo sé

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Quieres que me encierren también Perfecto

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Sí Michael puede ir a vivir con mi madre quien no me hablará más

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Pero tú

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Bueno tendrás tu piel suave y tus curvas de mujer así que valdrá la pena

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No debería habértelo pedido Lo siento

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Tengo dos trabajos intento criar a nuestro hijo

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Sabes que tratan de quedarse con la casa

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No pueden hacer eso

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Nunca pagué nuestras facturas con esas tarjetas de crédito robadas

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No puedo ni presentarme en misa

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Lo siento

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Cómo puedes ser tan jodidamente egoísta

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Crystal si me quitan esto

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todo esto habrá sido para nada

Available in 7 languages

Duration

59 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:44:47

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

3

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.