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I don't even know what Kwanzaa is

Orange Is the New Black

I don't even know what Kwanzaa is. I mean, except that you're supposedto wear dashikis and...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E12 • 2013

I don't even know what Kwanzaa is. I mean, except that you're supposedto wear dashikis and eat corn and stuff. Nobody knows what it is, girl. But they're taking Fed money up in here, so they gotta giveall the traditions equal time. Hey, you know what? I think I'm gonna be needin'a traditional week off from work. -Hey!-To honor my African roots, you feel me? Joyous Kwanzaa, my Nubian sister. May the Kwanzaa Elf smile upon ya! And pull it through the loop.And you got a single crochet stitch. Look at that! Ninety-five thousand more of thoseand you'll have a lovely throw. Hey, college, I got words for you

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I don't even know what Kwanzaa is

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I mean except that you're supposed to wear dashikis and eat corn and stuff

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Nobody knows what it is girl

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But they're taking Fed money up in here

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so they gotta give all the traditions equal time

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Hey you know what

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I think I'm gonna be needin' a traditional week off from work

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Hey To honor my African roots you feel me

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Joyous Kwanzaa my Nubian sister

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May the Kwanzaa Elf smile upon ya

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And pull it through the loop And you got a single crochet stitch

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Look at that

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Ninety five thousand more of those and you'll have a lovely throw

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Hey college I got words for you

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لا أعرف ماهو إحتفال الكوانزا أصلا

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أعني بإستثناء أنك من المفترض

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أن تلبسي لباس الداشيكي و أن تأكلي الذرة وماشابه

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لا أحد يعرف ماهو يافتاة

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ولكنهم يأخذون أموال الحكومة

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حتى يمنحون جميع التقاليد وقت متساوي

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أتعلمين ماذا

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أظنني سأكون بحاجة الى أسبوع إجازة من العمل لاجل التقاليد

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لأكر م جذوري الأفريقية أتفهميني

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نعم عيد كوانزا ممتع يا أختي النوبي ة

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أرجو أن يسعدك الكوانزا

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وقومي بسحبه من الفتحة

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وهكذا تحصلين على خياطة الكروشيه

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انظروا لذلك

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95ألف واحدة زيادة من هذه

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وستحصلين على مخدة رائعة

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أنتي يالفتاة الجامعية لدي كلام أقوله لك

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Je ne sais pas ce que c'est Kwanzaa

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A part que t'es censé

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porter un dashiki et manger du maïs et tout

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Personne ne sait ce que c'est meuf

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Mais on parle de l'argent fédéral là

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donc ils doivent donner un temps égal à toutes les traditions

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Hé tu sais quoi

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Je pense que je vais avoir besoin d'une semaine traditionnelle de repos

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Pour honorer mes origines africaines

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Joyeux Kwanzaa soeur nubienne

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Que l'elfe kwanzien exauce tes souhaits

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Et glisse le dans la boucle

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Et tu as un seul point de crochet

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Ah Ah Ah Ah Regarde ça

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95 000 de plus

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et tu auras une jolie écharpe

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Hey études supérieures J'ai un mot à te dire

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Ich weiß noch nicht mal was Kwanzaa ist

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Außer dass man Daschikis anzieht und Mais isst und so

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Keiner weiß was es ist Mädel

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Aber die kriegen hier Staatsgelder

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und müssen alle Traditionen gleich behandeln

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Hey weißt du was

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Ich brauche mal eine arbeitsfreie Traditionswoche

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Hey Um meine afrikanischen Wurzeln zu ehren

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Fröhliches Kwanzaa meine nubische Schwester

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Möge die Kwanzaa Elfe über dir leuchten

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Und jetzt durch die Schlinge ziehen Das war deine erste Häkelmasche

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Oh wie schön

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Noch 95 000 und du hast einen hübschen Überwurf

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Hey College

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Ich muss dir was sagen

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Я даже не знаю что это Кванза

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Знаешь кроме того

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что носить Дашики цветные рубашки есть кукурузу и прочее

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Никто не знаешь что это за хрень

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Но постоянно берут деньги из обеспечения

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Так что они должны придерживаться всех традиций

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Эй знаешь что

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Думаю мне будет нужна традиционна неделя отдыха от работы

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В честь моих Африканских корней понимаешь о чем я

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С новым счастьем моя нубийская сестра

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Позволь проказнику Кванзы развеселить тебя

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Ты вытягиваешь петлю

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И вот тебе стежок крючком

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Аха ха ха Посмотрите на это

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Чуть более девяноста пяти тысяч подобных

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и ты профи

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Эй привилегированная У меня тут к тебе дело

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No sé ni lo que es Kwanzaa

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Excepto que debes

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llevar dashikis comer maíz y tal

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Nadie sabe lo que es chica

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Pero pagan los federales

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así que vamos a darle el mismo tiempo a todas las tradiciones

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Sabes qué

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Creo que voy a necesitar la tradicional semana sin trabajo

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Para honrar mis raíces africanas estás conmigo

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Joyous Kwanzaa mi hermana nubia

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Que Kwanzaa te sonría

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Y lo pasas por el lazo

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Y ya tienes un punto bajo de ganchillo

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Mira eso

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95000 más iguales

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y tendrás una preciosa manta

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Oye universitaria tengo que decirte algo

Available in 6 languages

Duration

43 seconds

Views

10

Timestamp in Movie

00:34:20

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

12

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.