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How you doing, Red?

Orange Is the New Black

How you doing, Red? I'm missing half my zucchini. These girls don't realize I'm hereto...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E03 • 2013

How you doing, Red? I'm missing half my zucchini. These girls don't realize I'm hereto provide food, not dildos. I'm all out of cucumbers, carrots, beets. God knows what they're doing with those. Can't hang on to anything cock-shaped

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How you doing Red

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I'm missing half my zucchini

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These girls don't realize I'm here to provide food not dildos

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I'm all out of cucumbers carrots beets

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God knows what they're doing with those

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Can't hang on to anything cock shaped

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ما أخبارك ريد

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انا اخسر نصفي كوستي

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تلك الفتيات لا يعلمن أنني أقدم الطعام هنا للأكل ليس للدعارة

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ينقصني الكثير من الخيار الجزر والبنجر

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الله يعلم مالذي يفعلنه بهذه

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لا يمكنك الإعتماد على أي شيء على شكل قضيب

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Comment ça va Red Il me manque la moitié d'un zucchini

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Elles oublient que je suis ici pour faire de la bouffe pas des godes

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Il ne me reste ni concombres ni carottes ni betteraves

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Dieu seul sait ce qu'elles font avec ça

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Tout ce qui est en forme de queue disparaît

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Wie geht's dir Red

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Mir fehlt die Hälfte meiner Zucchini

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Diese Mädels kapieren nicht dass es um Essen geht nicht um Dildos

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Ich habe keine Gurken mehr keine Karotten keine Rote Beete

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Weiß der Himmel was sie mit denen machen

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Alles was Schwanzform hat verschwindet hier

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Bagaimana kabarmu Red

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Aku kehilangan separo timun jepang

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Gadis gadis ini tidak mengerti kalau aku menyediakan makanan bukan dildo

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Aku kehabisan timun wortel beet

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Hanya Tuhan yang tahu apa yang mereka lakukan

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Tak bisa andalkan apapun yang berbentuk penis

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Как ты Рэд

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Мне не хватает половины кабачков

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Эти девушки не понимают что я здесь для того чтобы обеспечивать их едой а не фаллоимитаторами

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Я осталась без огурцов моркови и свеклы

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Бог знает что они делают со всем этим

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Не могут удержаться от всего что имеет членообразную форму

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Qué tal te va Red

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Me falta medio calabacín

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Estas chicas no se dan cuenta de que estoy aquí para dar comida no dildos

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No me quedan pepinos zanahorias remolachas

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Dios sabrá lo que hacen con esas

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No se contienen con nada con forma de polla

Available in 7 languages

Duration

18 seconds

Views

154

Timestamp in Movie

00:31:41

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

3

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.