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I'm not some cool story at a yuppie fucking cocktail party
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Orange Is the New Black

I'm not some cool storyat a yuppie fucking cocktail party. "You did a year in the Peace...

I'm not some cool storyat a yuppie fucking cocktail party. "You did a year in the Peace Corps?I did a year in prison." Fuck, no! Those things we did, you and me,that wasn't adventure or a romp

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I'm not some cool story at a yuppie fucking cocktail party
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You did a year in the Peace Corps I did a year in prison
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Fuck no
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Those things we did you and me that wasn't adventure or a romp
Available in 6 languages
Duration
16 seconds
Views
11
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:44
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
S06 • E13 Psst. Gringuita, you still ain't realized? - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
Psst. Gringuita, you still ain't realized?
S06 • E02 [Copeland] C Block. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
[Copeland] C Block.
S06 • E12 You like it? - Orange Is the New Black 00:29
You like it?
S01 • E13 Just like a blind man I wandered along Worries and fears I claimed for my own Then like the blind man That God gave back his sight Praise the Lord I saw the light Y eah! - Orange Is the New Black 01:01
Just like a blind man I wandered along Worries and fears I...
S01 • E09 You gave me four. - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
You gave me four.
S01 • E07 This don't make us even. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
This don't make us even.
S06 • E13 How you holding up, kid? - Orange Is the New Black 00:20
How you holding up, kid?
S06 • E02 Hey, T. - Orange Is the New Black 00:14
Hey, T.
S01 • E08 I may be a sick lesbian in a prison bunk, but I got a couple tricks up my sleeve. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
I may be a sick lesbian in a prison bunk, but I got a couple...
S01 • E09 Chapman! - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
Chapman!
S01 • E09 Mr. Healy? Piper Chapman's fiancé came to visit while she was in lock-up. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
Mr. Healy? Piper Chapman's fiancé came to visit while...
S01 • E09 And? He left his number, sir. I'm sorry, I know that's against the rules, but he wanted to know why - Orange Is the New Black 00:13
And? He left his number, sir. I'm sorry, I know...
S01 • E13 Praise the Lord I saw the light - Orange Is the New Black 00:16
Praise the Lord I saw the light
S06 • E09 [gasps and laughs] - Orange Is the New Black 00:26
[gasps and laughs]
S01 • E09 Hello?. Hello, Mr. Bloom? This is Counselor Healy from the Department of Corrections. I have some in - Orange Is the New Black 00:13
Hello?. Hello, Mr. Bloom? This is Counselor Healy from the...
S01 • E08 I brought you this. - Orange Is the New Black 00:20
I brought you this.
S01 • E13 I saw the light, I saw the light No more in darkness, no more at night - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
I saw the light, I saw the light No more in darkness, no...
S06 • E13 We should get going. - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
We should get going.
S01 • E13 Hey! Hey! Where you thi nk you're going? No. No. You do not wanna fight with me right now, crazy. Yo - Orange Is the New Black 00:20
Hey! Hey! Where you thi nk you're going? No. No. You do...
S06 • E11 [lawyer] According to your written testimony, - Orange Is the New Black 00:25
[lawyer] According to your written testimony,