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Is he allowed to watch us like that? Pornstache? He does whatever he wants. One of these days, you're gonna haveto change your panties, Chapman. That shit's gotta be getting ripe. Look at this. I asked Sophia to do my roots,she says there's a two-week waiting list. I wouldn't let that he-she touch my hairwith a 1 0-foot pole. Well, hey, maybe you'll get lucky and gobald everywhere but in the tits like Rosa. And Sophia's pole is a hole now. Watson, Bresnahan and Diaz, report to your counselorfor your bunk assignments. Watson, Bresnahan and Diaz. Finally. Wait, you got assigned? This is bullshit. You know, I did my time in SHU. How much longer are they gonna keep mein here with Darth Vader and Mr. Clean? Fuck you. Why didn't I get assigned? They're probably sending herto Spanish Harlem. They're gonna put you in The Suburbswith the other white people. So how do they choose your roommate? Why? You afraid you're gonna end upwith your rocka-lezzie girlfriend?
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Is he allowed to watch us like that
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Pornstache
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He does whatever he wants
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One of these days you're gonna have to change your panties Chapman
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That shit's gotta be getting ripe
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Look at this
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I asked Sophia to do my roots she says there's a two week waiting list
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I wouldn't let that he she touch my hair with a 1 0 foot pole
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Well hey maybe you'll get lucky and go bald everywhere but in the tits like Rosa
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And Sophia's pole is a hole now
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Watson Bresnahan and Diaz
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report to your counselor for your bunk assignments
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Watson Bresnahan and Diaz
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Finally
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Wait you got assigned
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This is bullshit
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You know I did my time in SHU
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How much longer are they gonna keep me in here with Darth Vader and Mr Clean
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Fuck you
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Why didn't I get assigned
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They're probably sending her to Spanish Harlem
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They're gonna put you in The Suburbs with the other white people
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So how do they choose your roommate
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Why
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You afraid you're gonna end up with your rocka lezzie girlfriend
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Movie Summary
Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.